Judgment

Here you go! Death of a Bachelor inspired starters! No one ask for these but I wanted to do them.

Victorious

“ Tonight we are victorious. ” “ All my friends were glorious. ” “ Let me be your killer king. ” “ It hurts until it stops. ” “ My touch is black and poisonous. “ “ I know you need it. “ “ Do you feel it? “ “ Drink the wine. “ “ We gotta turn up the crazy. “ “ I taste like magic. “ “ Fifty words for murder and I’m every one of them. “

Don’t Threaten Me with a Good Time

“ It’s a hell of a feeling though. “ “ Who are these people? “ “ There’s no such thing as getting out of hand. “ “ Memories tend to just pop up. “ “ I don’t think I’ll ever get enough. “ “ Champagne, cocaine, gasoline, and most things in between. “ “ This night is heating up. “ “ Don’t threaten me with a good time. “ “ Now I wish I could find my clothes. “ “ I lost my mind in a wedding gown. “ “ I’m a scholar and a gentleman, and I usually don’t fall when I try to stand. “ “ I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt, but I make these high heels work. “ “ I told you time and time again, I’m not as think as you drunk I am. “ “ I think we’ve had enough. “

Hallelujah

“ A moment you’ll never remember, and a night you’ll never forget. “ “ Show praise with your body. “ “ Stand up, sing hallelujah. “ “ Say your prayers. “ “ My life started the day I got caught under the covers with secondhand lovers.” “ Who was I trying to be? “ “ The time for being sad is over. “ “ I was drunk and it didn’t mean a thing. “ “ Stop thinking about the bullets from my mouth. “ “ I love the things you hate about yourself. “ “ Who were you trying to be? “ “ No one wants you when you have no heart. “ “ So let’s try. “

Emperor’s New Clothes

“ Finders keepers, losers weepers. “ “ Welcome to the end of eras. “ “ Done my time and served my sentence. “ “ Dress me up and watch me die. “ “ If it feels good, tastes good, it must be mine. “ “ You just might see a ghost tonight. “ “ And if you don’t know now you know. “ “ I’m taking back the crown. “ “ I see what’s mine and take it. “ “ I am so much more than Royal. “ “ Heroes always get remembered, but you know legends never die. “ “ Welcome to my world of fun. “

Death of a Bachelor

“ Do I look lonely? “ “ People have told me I don’t look the same. ”  “ Pull my heart out my chest so that you can see it too. “ “ How do I live? “ “ How do I live the death of a bachelor? ” “ The death of a bachelor seems so fitting for happy ever after. “ “ How could I ask for more? “ “ A lifetime of laughter at the expense of the death of a bachelor. “ “ I’m cutting my mind off. “ “ It feels like my heart is going to burst. “ “ And when you think of me am I the best you’ve ever had? “ “ Share one more drink with me. “ “ Smile even though you’re sad. “

Crazy = Genius

“ Night in my dreams you dance on a tightrope of weird ,but when I wake up you’re so normal       that you just disappear. “ “ There’s no residue of a torture inside your eyes. “ “ She said you’re just like Mike Love , but you wanna be Brian Wilson .”  “ If crazy equals genius then I’m a fucking arsonist, I’m a rocket scientist. “ “ You can set yourself on fire but you’re never gonna burn. “ “ You can set yourself on fire but you’re never gonna learn. “ ” Darlin’, you know how the wine plays tricks on my tongue, but you don’t seem to change             when you stuff all of your feelings with drugs. “ “ The cut of your love never hurts, Baby, it’s a sweet butter knife. “

LA Devotee

“ You got two black eyes from loving too hard. “ “ I wouldn’t change you. “ “ I wouldn’t ever try to make you leave. “ “ Static palms melt your vibe. “ “ Drinking white wine in the blushing light. “ “ Just another LA Devotee. “ “ Sunsets on the evil eye. “ “ I’m always on the hunt for a little more time. ” “ You got bleached out eyes from the valley sand. “ “ I couldn’t ever try to make you see. “

Golden Days

“ I found a pile of Polaroids. “ “ They were sexy looking back from a night that time forgot. “ “ Boy, he was something, debonair in 1979. “ “ Oh don’t you wonder when the light begins to fade? “ “ We’re growing older just the same. “ “ All the memories that we make will never change. “ “ We’ll stay drunk, we’ll stay tan, let the love remain. “ “ I swear that I’ll always paint you? “ “ The decades might’ve washed it out. “ “ Time can never break your heart but it’ll take the pain away.” “ Right now our future’s certain, I won’t let it fade away. “ “ Golden days… “

The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty

“ Truth is that it was always going to end. “ “ I took a market of filth, and sold it like summer. “ “ True all of the good girls act so good ‘til one of them doesn’t wait their turn. “ “ Turn the memory to stone, and carve your shoulder. “ “ Hey holy roller. “ “ If you wanna start a fight, you better throw the first punch, make it a good one. “ “ And if you wanna make it through the night you better say my name like, the good, the bad,         and the dirty. “  “ I know what it’s like to have to trade the ones that you love for the ones you hate. “ “ I don’t think I’ve ever used a day of my education. “ “ There’s only two ways that these things can go. “ “ I got the final judgement. “ “ And you been gone so long, I forgot what you feel like, but I’m not gonna think about that right     now. “ “ I’m not gonna think about that right now. “ “ I’m gonna keep getting underneath you. “ “ All our friends want us to fall in love. “

House of Memories

“ If you’re a lover, you should know the lonely moments just get lonelier the longer you’re in love    than if you were alone. “ “ Memories turn into daydreams. “ “ I don’t want to be afraid. “ “ Baby we built this house on memories. “ “ Promise me a place in your house of memories. “ “ I think of you from time to time more than I thought I would. “ “ You were just too kind and I was too young to know that’s all that really matters. “ “ I was a fool. “ “ Those thoughts of past lovers, they’ll always haunt me.” “ I wish I could believe you’d never wrong me. “ “ Then will you remember me in the same way as I remember you? ”

Impossible Year

Legit feel free to add this impossible year to the end of any of these.