i want to say i haven’t been, but i’m in new york for the pride celebration and trying to cause a little trouble before i’m back to london and back to work.

you’ve been busy as hell so definitely enjoy yourself this week. just stay safe out there, ok? 

oh fucccck you, i do not! well okay…maybe, i miss the little bugger but i miss you too!

yeah, miss us but have yet to fly out and see us or invited us over to your place... nice try, ankle biter.

yeah fuck off.

@jxbenns· ugly. i miss you.

you think i’m some fool, don’t you? you miss my kid, not me.

But also like…who made that rule, you know? Who says twelve is a dozen, where did that come from?

Somebody did and I wouldn’t want to be that guy who made it up and have beef with you. I know from experience that small people can be feisty. 

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A baker’s dozen is thirteen. I thought that no such thing existed, and that a dozen was only twelve, but I was wrong.

A dozen is twelve. That’s the rule, can’t change it just cause you’re a baker. 

jamie: imagine if i actually stopped playing