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this is so clever

Really clever, I even got an email notification right when it said not to read them lol

This was creepy. They mentioned pets, and my cats started meowing. They mentioned family or friends distracting you, and a car beeped outside. So clever! Too bad it’s all for naught…

All of these did happen my good lord

You trying to tell me I am in fact actually doomed, is this part of the programm

you don’t have to like their music, but you can’t deny the incredible things bts are doing in the world and i, for one, am so proud and thankful for them and everything they do and especially the things they have done for me personally.

Hoseok asking Yoongi if he’s hot in his all black outfit and yoongi saying “no” and then namjoon saying “Asking him is pointless, you know” shouldn’t be so funny

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

My friend in the UK told me that they only see their father like 2-3 times a year because they live so far away. When I asked how far do they live, they said that it’s a 45 minute drive……. my commute to work, five days a week is an hour.

You know what I don’t get?  When fanfic authors apologize for long chapters.  It’s like?  You gave me bonus content, for free, and you’re sorry about it?  Bruh.  I have already named my firstborn after you.  Dude.

You know what else I don’t get?  When they apologize for short updates.  It’s like: look at these new words I gave you!  Sorry I didn’t give you even more free words.  Bro, that’s at least two words that I did not have yesterday.  For free.  Dude.  Thank you.

And another thing: when people drop out of nowhere with a surprise update and then apologize for it taking a while.  Like, dude, I wasn’t expecting anything, and you gave me words.  I thought this fic was abandoned, but wait: there’s more.  You just popped in and reminded me that this is a Good Fic that I should probably reread.  You made my goshdarn day.

Basically fanfic writers are under no obligation to publish anything so when they do update it’s always a net positive because the story is longer now, and I have something to read, so thank you so much to everyone who writes fic at whatever pace or quantity they want.

Couples that tolerate each other’s endless endless rambling are a powerful and beautiful force for good