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RP stuff haahhahah for shifs and giggles
My name is Chloe and I like to think 💡
Idk I just usually go to ppl’s inboxes to ask questions :p
(reblogs aren’t usually related to any rp lol)
(She now has an account!!!! @maidchloeatyourservice )
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mhmmm oh yeahhh, this hits the spot!!
(thank u to the anon who sent this in my ask box, i downloaded it to post bc it shared ur tik tok with ur name so i didn’t want to post ur ask just in case x)
(oh and thank you to miss orange blossom for also sending it me in another ask ahahah)
washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes
Mon amour 🥹
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mhmmm oh yeahhh, this hits the spot!!
(thank u to the anon who sent this in my ask box, i downloaded it to post bc it shared ur tik tok with ur name so i didn’t want to post ur ask just in case x)
(oh and thank you to miss orange blossom for also sending it me in another ask ahahah)
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So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.
But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.
What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.
Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.
i need him to stop being so beautiful
his hair looks so soft!! ughhh i need him!!
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“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat
comedians can only dream of writing something this funny
that’s up there with this masterpiece.
“not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there” is genuinely so fucking funny and has become a part of my vocabulary unforch.
you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.
