Fun archeology fact! Sometimes when you find bone fragments they look like rocks. When this happens there is one quick, easy, surefire way to make sure which they are. You gotta lick it. Bones are porous and will stick to your tongue whereas rocks will not. Any way, that’s how we sometimes know what bones taste like.

Probably bc of my fascination with toxicology, but whenever I read something about a thing that’s not normally licked tasting like almonds my first thought is always, without fail; cyanide.

i have more followers than people at my school

when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?

The final boss

You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?

I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer

This is honestly what i look like in my minds eye

the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they’re thirsty later

also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard

what about the last person. what do they get.

the last person is me and I get the peace of mind of knowing that my friends are as comfortable and safe as I can make them

assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number