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karin *saving sasukes ass by healing him* BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

J.D. Salinger, from The Catcher in the Rye (via boulevards)

me: *is holdin on*

1. I’m not neutering him because I don’t want no queer dog. 2. I’m taking my cat to my shaman. Since your modern science bullshit can’t cure him maybe he can. He cured my cancer in a week. 3. I know you said to restrict his activity for 6 weeks after the knee surgery. But he was sad. So I just let him do what he wanted. I don’t understand why he’s limping again. 4. So I gave him some leftover metronidazole…. 5. He hasn’t had a seizure in months so I stopped giving him the phenobarbital. 6. What do you mean she’s pregnant? The only boy dog around is her brother. And they would never do THAT. 7. Wow, he usually bites when you guys try to take his temperature. 8. He needs that brothel vaccine. 9. 600 dollars! I could get hernia surgery on myself for less than that. 10. You guys have such an easy job. 11. What do you mean tramadol is DEA controlled? 12. So, I’m pretty sure he got into my roommates pot stash. 13. She’s been vomiting for like four weeks so I thought I should maybe get her looked at. 14. What medicine do we give her? You should have that in her chart. Oh, and we need refills on the white ones. 15. We brought cookies to apologize for what our dog did last week. He’s sorry he bit you in the ass.

Shikamaru, probably (via incorrectshippudenquotes)

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Suigetsu and Karin ♥