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The world needs a new Rage Against The Machine album now more than ever

Snooze minutes are not as long as microwave minutes.

I wonder how many couples who got married on 07/07/07 made it to their 10yr anniversary today?

I can carry a 4k video camera in my pocket but security cameras look like they were taken on a flip phone from 2005.

y'all I can guarantee you 9/10 times cashiers do not give a flyin’ flip what you buy listen I have seen people buy laxatives and adult diapers you think I’m gonna give a damn if you’re buying tampons for your wife like bitch I probably didn’t even look at the package I’m just concerned with getting it scanned beep beep motherfucker and we’re done

This is helpful for people with anxiety

beep beep motherfucker

There are only two days in our lives that aren’t 24 hours long.

With all the baby posting I’m seeing, There should be a “your baby is ugly” button on facebook

I love when people make long posts with like 18 million paragraphs abt ADHD or directed towards ppl with ADHD Like my guy………. My dude……. Have I Got Some News For You

dog at the club

@amgypsytown

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.