Just riding out life

I love it when tumblr posts become so legendary they just get referenced in other tumblr posts

I really do adore the kind of character who would rather make everything worse than even try to fix the problem. Yeah man, fuck communicating with your friends, blow the place to hell!!!

*causing a minor inconvenience* It's too late, I've gone too far *causes much worse inconvenience*

which limb?

penis

penis isn’t a limb you idiot it’s an external sex organ

my bad professor cock didn't realize i had an expert over here 🙄

will never understand jigsaw. to do that to another person doesn’t seem very nice or kind. sorry this is just how i feel

Dude I love your blog. I'm a big fan of the cries for help

Remember who checks on you when you get a little quiet. Those are your people

abandonment issues? fuck yeah i’m abandoning these issues. bye

The supreme court of the United States

do u ever look at ur friends like “ah yes i’m so glad these losers are mine”

Learning how someone kisses for the first time is such an intimate experience.