Just Straight Things

“u wouldn’t be here without heterosexuality” 

“sex is only for procreation!”

side chick culture

“hey wanna play 20 questions ;)?”

“Homosexual tendencies”

“The Orlando shooting wasn’t about gay people.”

"If you want to be accepted, stop trying to be different!"

“but where’s STRAIGHT pride month!!”

”If he’s mean to you that means he likes you!”

“Oh, I once thought a boy was hot. Does that mean I’m gay?

“You can’t call yourself gay, you’re a girl!”

“oh you’re gay? you’re not into me right?”

"I'm not a feminist, I'm an equalist"

loudly shouting "ewww!" when gay people kiss on TV just to make sure everyone knows you're straight

“But you’ve dated boys before! You’re probably just confused.”

"oh you're bi? wanna have a threesome with me and my girlfriend?"

believing everyone who gives you a compliment is flirting