The future is full of things I don't understand

I admit I've yet to see one apply this same system to the dick and balls. Which I personally find outrageous.

Like, the Frankenstein is big and strong and hits hard, but can really only hit one and kill one peasant per turn. While the mob can expand theoretically infinitely and whittle away at the big lummox.

Now turned into a class... I guess it'd allow you to benefit from trash drops from random monsters. That orc's rusty scimitar might be worthless to the fighter, but it's still better than Peasant Pete's Pitchfork.

You would use your mob to either surround targets to maximize your number of shitty attacks (Bonus: rolling more dice = more fun!) or clog up chokepoints to give your spellcasters and range fighters more time to safely do their thing.

I guess you'd have to have some form of "lives" system where each life is a peasant lost from your mob, and between sessions you get to visit towns to restock your lives.

Obviously you gotta keep your mob hidden from anything with crowd attacks, like dragons.

As a former cakewrecks lover, I figured sure, I’ll bite. Let’s see this cake. Literally nothing could have prepared me for this cake. 

They paid $49 for this “frog-themed” cake and honestly no amount of money in the world could be put on this masterpiece:

Yeah I should’ve clarified (pun intended). They had glass in the ancient world especially in Rome and Egypt but it was basically super heated sand and color additives put in a mold and often looked opaque and kinda lumpy. Even if it was blown like it was in some regions it wouldn’t have looked like modern glass.

Clear blown glass like you’d see a modern scented candle contained in wasn’t invented until the late Middle Ages and certainly wasn’t mass produced until the 1500s and even then places like Venice that had knowledge of these techniques literally forbid their glassmakers from leaving their city or region so other people couldn’t make it, forcing artificial scarcity and making it a very expensive material.

Splash illustration of Princess Daisy's shoulder angel and devil, from a 1994 Super Mario Land 2 manga.

Here are some crazy grasshopper mouse facts for those who are not familiar with the most badass mouse species on the planet

- They are primarily carnivorous, and their diet is made up of not only bugs but also snakes, lizards and other mice.

- They hunt like true predators, slowly stalking and creeping up on their prey before ambushing them. They will sometimes let out a screech as they attack.

- Like wolves, they howl to establish territory and have a specially developed throat to produce louder vocalizations. They will stand up on their hind legs and throw their head back to howl- a sound that can be heard from 100 meters away!

- Grasshopper mouse behavior is linked to lunar cycles and they are more active during a full moon.

i was part of a telepone game, heres my part! full thing here: