Hello.

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What’s up Heatherfield High, you’re listening to Lair on the Air!

Bingo bongo motherfukas

I’ll finish this sketch of Capt. Pinkboi in the morning

Mom: Jimmy Neutron?

Me: ...No?

Mom, mocking: Save Jimmy Neutron!!

Me: That was Danny Phantom.

Mom: You were so upset!

Me: I AM STILL UPSET.

Today in Larsadie week is Pride! I’ve got these precious kids with the Demisexuality flag, as well as a blank one, so you can fill in whatever orientation you believe fit these darlings.

As someone who does identify with the idea of demisexuality, I often feel like an imposter on the sexual spectrum. I don’t tell people, and my current partner identifies as male, so I come across as hetero, no prob, all privilege included. But I thought you know what? These guys get me. They’re afraid of what people think, they want strong connections and love and acceptance and just to make each other happy, even if they fail sometimes. Maybe they’d be afraid of being thought of as attention-seekers, too. But their growing connection is, quite frankly, my jam.