im so tired

bro hes prolly already got a new body or whatever go get him yourself

bro hes prolly already got a new body or whatever go get him yourself

Run. Run for your lives. Leave behind the weak and save yourselves. All Heroes are being called in for active duty. Do not worry about those sucked into the portal; we will retrieve their souls later and reimburse them with new bodies. Only living beings are being sucked in, feel free to leave behind any mortal possessions. Any methods of motorized transport have stopped working. The portal seems to value fairness as there have been witness testimonies, and scientific research has yielded, that different individuals experience varying levels of force while getting sucked into the portal. Do what you must.

hello fulham :3 please do not sacrifice altoid to the crows we just got him and we'd like to keep him - 9_g

Run. Run for your lives. Leave behind the weak and save yourselves. All Heroes are being called in for active duty. Do not worry about those sucked into the portal; we will retrieve their souls later and reimburse them with new bodies. Only living beings are being sucked in, feel free to leave behind any mortal possessions. Any methods of motorized transport have stopped working. The portal seems to value fairness as there have been witness testimonies, and scientific research has yielded, that different individuals experience varying levels of force while getting sucked into the portal. Do what you must.

hello fulham :3 please do not sacrifice altoid to the crows we just got him and we'd like to keep him - 9_g

Run. Run for your lives. Leave behind the weak and save yourselves. All Heroes are being called in for active duty. Do not worry about those sucked into the portal; we will retrieve their souls later and reimburse them with new bodies. Only living beings are being sucked in, feel free to leave behind any mortal possessions. Any methods of motorized transport have stopped working. The portal seems to value fairness as there have been witness testimonies, and scientific research has yielded, that different individuals experience varying levels of force while getting sucked into the portal. Do what you must.

hello fulham :3 please do not sacrifice altoid to the crows we just got him and we'd like to keep him - 9_g

Run. Run for your lives. Leave behind the weak and save yourselves. All Heroes are being called in for active duty. Do not worry about those sucked into the portal; we will retrieve their souls later and reimburse them with new bodies. Only living beings are being sucked in, feel free to leave behind any mortal possessions. Any methods of motorized transport have stopped working. The portal seems to value fairness as there have been witness testimonies, and scientific research has yielded, that different individuals experience varying levels of force while getting sucked into the portal. Do what you must.

Run. Run for your lives. Leave behind the weak and save yourselves. All Heroes are being called in for active duty. Do not worry about those sucked into the portal; we will retrieve their souls later and reimburse them with new bodies. Only living beings are being sucked in, feel free to leave behind any mortal possessions. Any methods of motorized transport have stopped working. The portal seems to value fairness as there have been witness testimonies, and scientific research has yielded, that different individuals experience varying levels of force while getting sucked into the portal. Do what you must.

Official announcements will be made over the speakers soon, so keep your ears awake. I will transcribe a paraphrased version of the announcement within five minutes of the speakers quieting.

Yes 😭 Frostbite is off to nowhereland prolly safe but b4 he left he created bigasss ice walls 2 protect us but also none of us can break / mely the ice so we’re legit barricaded in

in unrelated news there was a portal under the mcdonalds idk if it’s still there

we’ve already established Altoid has some serious medical injuries for reasons currently unspecified. Also Fulham gets to broadcast while in various states because he’s objectively funnier while incoherent while Altoid is just Incoherent and Not Funny while hungover.