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Corleone AU
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- Vito would insist you learn Sicilian.
- Michael would learn your native language (if it isn’t English)
- Carmela would show you how to cook proper food (if you’re a girl, gender roles suck- but the Corleones are traditional)
- If you’re a Boy- you would probably learn how to shoot at a young age.
- Sonn will bully you mercilessly, but he took a picture with you on some privat Event, and it will stay forever in his wallet.
- Sweet helpless Fredo will be your Bestie in every universe- although he’s pretty clueless to most of your problems. He does goes shopping with you and Connie tho.
- Were poor before joining the family? Well forget about that, Connie WILL take you shopping. Not for necessities, you better bow to father capitalism.
- Tom Hagen will be your quiet alley, he knows what it’s like.
- Education? If you’re a girl- pick whatever you want! As long Vito accepts it. You’re gonna get married regardless lol. If you’re a boy- your options are smaller. This family needs lawyers.
- Identify as neither? 👀 Well the Corleones sure as hell won’t understand it, they grew up in that regard very traditional and small minded- but they would try for you!
- Would start calling your preferred name in private first.
- If you keep ties to your old family- Vito would be wary, but he would begrudgingly accept it because he honors blood. (If they’re no threat to the family).
- You’ll definitely get chided by Carmela with a wooden spoon if : chipped nail polish, any new piercing or tattoo, baggy clothes- undone hair- basically anything an mature Sicilian woman would consider improper.
- You have to keep up the image of being catholic 😬 no matter if you believe or not
- no physical affection in public. But in private?
- Carmela brushes your hair,
-Fredo lounges with you on the couch both of you watching your favorite trash tv,
- Vito offers hugs if you creep into his study late at night,
- Sonny- well Sonny stays Sonny, but he will ruffle your hair- boop your nose- flick your head- and so on…
- Connie would absolutely rot in bed with you and ignore Carmela’s calls together with you!
- Tom? I don’t imagine him very physical, but he would hug you in greeting and departure.
- oops, let me correct myself- Michael would definitely dance with you, regardless wich event or party. He wouldn’t make a big thing out of it, cool and collected he would hold you while dancing something like a slow waltz.
- Not hetero? Well if you’re in any form wlw,
- Sonny would unfortunately not take it serious and probably fetishized it. -
- Fredo would be fascinated and proud to your bravery (our poor closeted boy)
- Michael, Connie and Tom wouldn’t give a single fuck 💀
- Carmela would probably be like: oh? How modern.
- Vito? Uh…Vito would probably ask you to keep it private.
- if it’s mlm- eh it would probably get more stigmatized since scary masculinity is still a thing
- Sonny wouldn’t take it well immediately, but if someone would insult you because of it? That someone would answer to HIM
- Fredos reaction would be the same to be honest. Hesitant, but quiet brother devotion
- Again, I can’t see Michael, Connie or Tom give a fuck
- Carmela would be worried. She already knows how the world reacts to men like Fredo.
- Vito would also ask to keep this private, his first question would probably be if you’ll still make children (children = continue the power line). Would quietly accept you.
- Someone threatening, hurting you??? I’m just saying this- picture below- someone won’t survive this meeting
