Everything is repeated many times, fourteen times

very disappointing when someone says "the bird app" and for one lovely moment I think they are talking about Merlin Bird ID by Cornell Lab, the free app that allows you to identify birds by appearance or sound, make a list of birds you have seen, and explore all the birds native to your region.... and then I realize they are talking about twitter.

Touches you with my tendril. In a way that transmits kindness

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

*pets u so long u r eroded away into nothing/dust*

*comes back to ur dust/nothing pile* *pets it so long u r reformed into something else*

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

hey girl are you the braddy (2001) eurypterid mass moulting hypothesis because I would like us to both remove our removable outer layers in the same location at the same time

telling my professor I am involved in extinct chelicerate #scicomm any time I get more than one note on a post and absolutely refusing to elaborate

thinking about developing a social skill soon

i have a friend in his 50s who doesn't give a fuck about pokemon so we showed him random ones and the way he responded to them made me feel like i was doing flashcards with a very serious baby