Overlord

I can’t wait till this is on my dash again on December 24th tbh.

on the lookout for some funky joints

In a healthy economy, money continues to flow. Rich people are bloodclots.

Were they literally just advocating to give money to rich people so they can be richer? Like they didn’t say they give it back or put it into the economy at all??? Like they’re not even arguing it trickles down lmao they just said they’d increase it, that helps nobody.

every horror writer in history wanted what the 19th floor subplot in the Wayside School books had

Also the gentlemen with the black attaché case who offer you the choice between being safe or being free and the dead rats who live in the basement.

I have no idea what Wayside School is

It’s a trilogy of absurdist children’s novels published by Louis Sachar (the author of Holes) about a school that was supposed to be one storey with thirty rooms but is actually thirty storeys with a room on each floor because the builders were holding the plans sideways (and apparently this is how architecture works). Each book consists of a series of thirty loosely interrelated short stories about the students on the thirtieth floor, and there are a bunch of weird anomalous things that become running gags throughout the novels and, actually, now that I think about it, I can definitely see how Night Vale would have been inspired by this

does the phrase ‘fucked up and evil’ imply you can be fucked up and good

The human spine is a joke why do my shoes effect how much my back hurts I'm gonna kill you

You can really see the average age of the user base increasing

this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times