FIGHT OR FLY

I love tumblr. Why? Because I can be horny or depressed in peace.

and everyone else scroll by like “shit me too”

A good nut is therapeutic

Fucking christ, lmao

I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.

I’ve been saying this for YEARS.

how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and i’ve been exhausted ever since.

You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself 

Best advice ever

reminder to cancel any free trials you signed up and will be charged for

Fuck that baby 😂😂😩😩😩😂

This goes off tho :(

IM FUCKING

Bruh this is so realistic

@blockaha

His reaction was genuine as fuck to that “Fuck That Baby” lmao

Is he listening to Future

You already know @idatedads

I know my neighbors hear me screaming 💀

The bleep on “fuck” makes it ten times better

The adlib killed me… “ Fuck that baby (YEAA) ” 😭😭

💀

LMFAO

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