Brain Scatterings....

People say I’m too salty, but that’s only because I live on a steady diet of pot noodles and mie goreng.... 

Every birthday is a reminder that I am one year closer to not being on my parents health insurance anymore.....

What I miss most about childhood is when responsibility meant remembering to feed your pet fish and nothing more..... 

Wondering what kind of house you could buy if you had invested as much into the housing market as you had into the cheese burger game #justmillennialthings

Basing your vote on whoever can make Netflix stream better #justmillennialthings #australianelection

Wondering what the surprise chef would make knowing all you have in your trolley is Mie Goreng, white bread and sadness #justmillennialthings 

Biggest daily struggle is wondering if they will ever make Neopets into a mobile app so you can die happy #justmillennialthings

Being a doomsday preppers worst nightmare; no food, no clothes, no fuel, no plan #justmillennialthings

Planning your next Mcdonalds trip whilst eating the Mcdonalds you just bought #justmillennialthings