WTF IS HAPPENING HERE?!

The group reacting to Sam’s t-shirt trolling.

Bonus:

An Eden’s whale trap feeding in the Gulf of Thailand

(by the way all of this is pronounced with a thick southern accent)

A : Oh fuck.. Isabelle! I’m stuck in the glass, come help me!

B : Well…

A : Come help me! I am fucking stuck, god damn it!

B : You’re dumb.

A : Just take this. *hands her the dish soap* Put some right there, so I can take it out.

B : Are you stupid or what?….. Fuck, you’re really stupid.

A : Take some more! *hands her the dish soap again*

B : Put your hand back!

A : …

B : …

A : *bursts out laughing*

B : You’re fucking kidding me. What a dumbass.

If they hold a wooden bowl and walk into a locked door, they'll phase through it like it's Skyrim

If they attempt to jump backwards up a set of stairs, with a high enough dex roll, they will launch up the stairs, through the roof, and into the upper atmosphere

There is an Anti-Tarrasque.

Trolls have 12 different blood colors, with only 2 existing in aquatic troll varieties.

If they enter a new area fast enough, they can catch the birds flying without moving anywhere.

Trees DON'T make sounds when they fall and no one's around, there's just no one around that can prove that

Lazer guns exist, they're just shy

If you get knocked prone on a sloped surface, there is a 1% chance of clipping into the terrain

^actually he is only 3 days younger than my dad but i dont give a fuck i love him

uh oh my hand slipped

Caleb, a white human man with red hair holds out a glowing amulet and says “Ja”. Nott replies “Ok, you pass. Beau?”