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THIS is the best post ever. 

THIS.

I’ll reblog this everytime I see it.

Phil Dunphy is who Michael Scott thinks he is

I think my absolute VERY LEAST favourite genre of showerthoughts is Meaningless Drivel About Celebrities I’ve Never HEard Of

Good news! Jst isn’t talking about celebrities this time!

Then what are they talking about??

TV show characters, Phil is from Modern Family and Michael is from The Office

Ohhh ty

Phil Dunphy is who Michael Scott thinks he is

I think my absolute VERY LEAST favourite genre of showerthoughts is Meaningless Drivel About Celebrities I’ve Never HEard Of

Good news! Jst isn’t talking about celebrities this time!

Then what are they talking about??

humans are GREAT

PLAY MORE

So many hazardous material accidents. Not a single joker created. Booo

Disappointment that your fantasy (which for whatever godforsaken reason includes the Joker) isn’t real is not a shower though.

Though or thought?

Ok but it is.

I do not understand?

A thought, that could happen in the shower.

Ah, ok, I understand now, thank you.

Real life is a game with great graphics and a horrible story

Real life isn’t a game

Have you heard of teir zoo?

So many hazardous material accidents. Not a single joker created. Booo

Disappointment that your fantasy (which for whatever godforsaken reason includes the Joker) isn’t real is not a shower though.

Though or thought?

Ok but it is.

I do not understand?

If you're shrouded then I'm being buried alive.

oh my GOD how what is THAT?????

So many hazardous material accidents. Not a single joker created. Booo

Disappointment that your fantasy (which for whatever godforsaken reason includes the Joker) isn’t real is not a shower though.

Though or thought?

Sitting here wondering why I feel so cruddy like it’s this huge mystery, then realising with a literal jump-out-of-my-chair jolt of revelation that for a moment there I straight up forgot the concept of supper exists.

(Like, I’m not even exaggerating. I suppose it says favourable things about my core strength that I can literally pop myself into the air in surprise from a sitting start, but still: dude, what the fuck?)

My names luna! Pleasure to meet you! What is your name?

*she smiles* thank you! i guess it looks nice with this outfit

hm? oh! well- i guess... if you really want to

*she gently scritches behind her ears and pets her*

*her ears go down as she purrs*

*she giggles* aww guessing you havent got that in a while?

i don't really let people touch my ears

Thats fair, I only let select people touch mine

some people can be a little annoying with it *she smiles*

My names luna! Pleasure to meet you! What is your name?

*she smiles* thank you! i guess it looks nice with this outfit

hm? oh! well- i guess... if you really want to

*she gently scritches behind her ears and pets her*

*her ears go down as she purrs*

*she giggles* aww guessing you havent got that in a while?

i don't really let people touch my ears

Thats fair, I only let select people touch mine

some people can be a little annoying with it *she smiles*

My names luna! Pleasure to meet you! What is your name?

*she smiles* thank you! i guess it looks nice with this outfit

hm? oh! well- i guess... if you really want to

*she gently scritches behind her ears and pets her*

*her ears go down as she purrs*

*she giggles* aww guessing you havent got that in a while?

i don't really let people touch my ears