Everything Wrong with Just Shower Thoughts

Scooby Doo always taught us that the real monsters were humans

Scooby-Doo has taught us that the real monsters are just people.

Scooby Doo taught us that the real monsters are humans.

Scooby Doo teaches us that the villains are always people we know and trust

Scooby doo is basically a show that teaches kids that villains aren’t strangers, but rather people in our lives that we know and trust.

Scooby-Doo taught us that the real monsters, are humans

Your teeth aren't the same age as you.

Adult teeth don't first come into existence when the baby teeth fall out, they're in there the entire time. *ding*

It’s lucky we don’t get itchy finger or toe nails.

No shit they don't get itchy, they don't have any nerves. *ding*

jazz is just cursive music

Sloths must be hella bitter about an entire deadly sin being named after them.

I don't think they care. *ding*

Despite having a hammer with him so often, you rarely see Thor doing any carpentry

You rarely see Thor doing anything, in fact. *ding*

AI is going to become so advanced that when a mistake happens, someone will get upset and complain about a human error.

Everyone point and laugh at this person who genuinely believes this. *ding*

We put round pizza in a square box and eat it in triangles

You stole this from a post about the playstation controller. Either that, or you're just naturally unoriginal. *ding*

The only still functional part of the Titanic is the swimming pool

That is not functioning. The filters don't work and you can't even dive into it. *ding*

using a love potion to seduce someone is rape, as it’s having sex under the unfluence of a substance, and they therefore can’t give consent.

Just stating something that would be objectively true if fantasy was real is not a shower thought. *ding*

Dark skin is a physically advantageous trait in modern society

Um……… I don't think that's true. *ding*