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ânot gayâ huh. lol. yeahâŚ

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What I think about when people ask what happens in Naruto

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kishimoto truly was fucking insane for this
sns is so fucking unhinged and nobody will ever be them iâm sorry. you start the series and itâs like oh haha look at these goofy angsty rivals! they hate each other! then sasuke dies for naruto thirty chapters in giving up his dream of revenge and naruto goes batshit insane. now youâre like ah theyâre friends i guess thatâs cute! and sasuke is trying to kill naruto because heâs the most important person in his life which is . ok and it becomes the driving force of everything or something. sasuke leaves and naruto dedicates the rest of his life to bringing him back and youâre still a casual fan so ur like heâs doing it for the promise right? then orochimaru says sasuke is his and naruto goes batshit insane feral homicidal (again) and after that sasuke reappears and they have ??? like five different panels dedicated to them staring at each other??? and he jumps off a mountain and hugs naruto for some reasons just to whisper some gay shit in his ear kishimoto frankly needs to be jailed drawing this and keep that best friend nonsense going. anyways. you have sasuke become a convicted terrorist to which the normal people response is âok we need to hunt him downâ and when naruto learns theyâre gonna hunt him down he starts screaming crying throwing up he has a panic attack he canât breathe heâs falling in the snow he gets on his knees and begs them to spare his BFF. after having a meltdown over the thought of sasuke dying what may possibly be the natural coping mechanism any stable person would adapt? of course realising that if sasuke dies he can die too. so he sees sasuke again and after he attempts murdering sakura twice and expresses the intent to murder kakashi heâs like. i will bear the burden of your hatred and die with you hehe and if we both die you wonât be an uchiha and i wonât be the jinchuuriki to the nine tails and weâll be able to understand each other better in a different lifetime! WEâLL MEET AGAIN IN THE AFTERLIFE BECAUSE NOT EVEN DEATH CAN DO US PART! and sasuke (just as insane as him) doesnât even flinch heâs like what the fuck is wrong with you but then ok letâs fuckingggf die together on my god i will kill your first anyways . then they find out they are soulmates and get cute matching tattoos on their hands and decide to fight to the death once more because sasuke is back on his i will shoulder all the hatred of the world alone and i need to kill you because i love you more than anyone else in the world actually youâre the only person i love so you need to DIE and naruto is like I WILL NOT LET YOU SHOULDER THAT HATRED ALONE I WILL FREE YOU FROM THE PAIN and they fight and despite all the whatever weapons used in the war itâs a fuckinggg fistfight in which just as sasuke is about to inflict what he thinks is the last blow says âfarewell⌠my one and onlyâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚ. (very long pause to accentuate how heteronormative this next word is gonna be) FRIENDâ and fucking stops using his sharingan because not even then he can record the image of naruto dying especially by his hand but naruto STOPS HIM LIKE A f cHAMP and they end up blowing each otherâs arms off (rip the matchies) and as theyâre bleeding to the fucking death sasuke is like youâre the only person that has never tried to severe their ties with me why do you go so far for me and naruto from the depths of comphet hell is like because youâre my FRIEND and sasuke being absolutely done with this bullshit is like ok what the fuck does that mean to you then and this is where it gets even gayer and relatable because naruto is like i donât KNOW i just know that when you hurt i hurt and i just canât take it and isnât that the most gay experience thing ever? naruto knows what it feels like to have friends but what he feels for sasuke is so bone deep and unconventional that he cannot make sense of it and can only describe the pain it brings. after that sasuke CRIES LIKE THEYVE GOT ME SOOO FUCKED UP but you know what got me even more fucked up?
naruto waking up bloodied and battered and half alive with one arm missing but still wondering if that was heaven because sasuke was next to him. sasuke looking so happy and peaceful when saying âi lostâ as a stark contrast to him looking and feeling like half of his body was being torn apart when he âwonâ against naruto in vote1 and left him. the bitterness of victory vs the sweetness of losing if you will. AND HIM COMPARING WHAT HE FEELS FOR NARUTO TO PRAYING MY GODD. did i forget to mention that then we learn that Ohhh it was never a stupid shallow rivalry as we all thought! they have actually been watching each other from afar since they were little freshly traumatised children and have longed to hold each otherâs hands since then! what was it sasukeeee you felt warm and fuzzy when you saw naruto to thought of it as a weakness? these two are so astronomically hopelessly desperately obsessed in love with each other itâs ridiculous iâve had ENOUGH free me from this mental prison
zabuza & sasuke
in the past, parting from naruto had been as painful as ripping off half of his own body
of course itâs sasuke

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FUCKING LOOK AT THEM!!!!! SJJDJENWJFIW!!!! HOW BADLY DID HE GET HURT!?!?!?!?! WTF!!!!!
*sobs in wesper*
Side Note To Fan Fic Authors
Hereâs the thing.
I read a lot of scripts. Â A lot. Â From professionals to aspiring writers to complete newbies. Â Features and pilots. Â Specs and treatments.
And 8 times out of 10 the fan fic that Iâve read over the last, oh, 15 years is leagues better than this stuff. Â Itâs more inspired. Â Itâs more compelling. Â Itâs genre bending and creative and heartfelt. Â Itâs well-paced and intense and funny and sexy and meaningful. Â Itâs smart and thoughtful and good. Â Itâs novel-quality. Â Better than, sometimes.
Rare is the script I donât want to put down, but how often have we stayed up until 3am to get to the last chapter of a 100k fic? And itâs not even a fan fic authorâs day job.  This is what they do on the side.  In their spare time.  For free.
So my point is, fan fic authors, youâre good.  Youâre good writers and great storytellers.  I know it doesnât always feel like it, especially if youâre one of the authors whoâs not a BNF and doesnât get the notes/hits that a few do.  And  because some people still view fic as ânot real writing.â You guys know the shit that gets made into movies.  Youâre better than that.  So be better than that.  If writing is what you think want to do, then just know youâre already doing it.  Youâve already started.
And youâre more talented than you might think.
Wylan leaned forward and kissed him. Jesperâs mind emptied. He wasnât thinking of what had happened before or what might happen next. There was only the reality of Wylanâs mouth, the press of his lips, then the fine bones of his neck, the silky feel of his curls as Jesper cupped his nape and drew him nearer. This was the kiss heâd been waiting for.
Ch. 28 'Jesper' CROOKED KINGDOM
unhinged wylan>>

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You remember that NOW?!