classic rock

I'm unhappy with my life. Things are just getting worse everyday. I started getting depressed when I was a child and everything went downhill from there. Everybody else is partying, smiling, socializing. I can't do it. I just want to stay at home and continue to drown in my self-pity. Happiness isn't a possibility for me anymore.

I am definitely a feminist. I'm f**king disgusted by the way women are still treated. It's 1993 and some people still think we're in the 1950's. We need to make more progress. There needs to be more female musicians, more female artists, more female writers. Everything is dominated by f**king males, and I'm sick of it!

I once stuck a knife into his anus [Rozz's brother] and watched him cry. He was my brother, my blood, but I loved to inflict pain on him. It excited me to see him writhe in pain.

My favourite Nickelback album is All the Right Reasons. I don't like their other stuff as much. I think they sold out after that. But that one album is brilliant, and very underrated. You might not like Nickelback [laughs], but if you listen to that album then it might change your mind.

Yeah, Chris [Lowe] might call himself straight, but I know he's always wanted to get with me! I have a feeling that he might be gay like me, but he's still too scared to come out. [sighs] I bet the man has some sick, twisted sexual fantasies about me.

They're going to kill me if they find out about this, but it needs to be said. There was something between Robin [Zander] and Tom [Petersson]. I once caught them...erm...you know, [laughs]. I once tried bringing it up and they told me that I had imagined the whole thing and that I was lying. They were very defensive about it. I saw the way they would look at each other, constantly. There was something there!

Robert Plant would always say how he had a huge thing for blue-eyed, blonde-haired girls. Who knows why. He loved the Aryan look, he found it ideal. Of course, there were exceptions. But I remember there was this one girl with blue eyes and blonde hair, and the man was obsessed with her. Robert was in his early 30's and she was just a teenager!

It's no secret that I love going down on a women. Robert always makes fun of me, because I'm obsessed with pleasing women. Some people think it's shameful or disgusting, but I think it's amazing! I'm a lady's man.

Duran Duran are an amazing band. Every single present and past member is gorgeous, absolutely stunning. If you deny our talent and our importance in the new wave genre, then you are wrong. We're fantastic.

I saw the look on the face, the panic in his eyes. His name was Lou. There is no compromise. I tried to tell you this, I tried to tell you that, there was no disc jockey in the house. I like to sing about Lou, I like to sing about this... raspberry Fanta, sizzle sizzle sizzle! Lou likes it, Lou does it a lot.

I hung out with Lydia Lunch a lot back in the 80's. I can remember on one occasion, we were joking around, and things got pretty weird. Lydia was a very sexual woman, she had some strange kinks and fetishes. What she did was... well, she shoved an orange segment in my mouth, put two of her tampons up my nostrils, tied my hands together, took off her knickers and sat on my face. She then proceeded to do a gigantic fart. Meanwhile, Henry Rollins watched the whole thing and he was laughing his ass off.

Do I masturbate? (sic) Umm... that's a bit personal, isn't it? I suppose I do, though, yes. I'll let you in on a little secret of mine: I like toys. All kinds. I won't say anything more.