Classmate: How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?
Me: How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if no one likes you?

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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YOU ARE THE REASON

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we're not kids anymore.

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@justindpn
Classmate: How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?
Me: How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if no one likes you?

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i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end
i saw this
so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this
why
wow past you was a bitch
In preparation for his role as The Joker, Heath Ledger hid away in a motel room for about six weeks. During this extended stay of seclusion, Ledger delved deep into the psychology of the character. He devoted himself to developing The Joker’s every tic, namely the voice and that sadistic-sounding laugh.
that’s a lot of butter.
there are fucking google eyes staring into your soul from every angle and you comment on the butter
to be fair it is a lot of butter
"honey, i’m pregnant."
“hello pregnant,” he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. “i’m dad.”

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I cant believe justin bieber poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses
He did?!
No, but are we gonna wait around until he does!?
There is no “U” in Freedom.
There’s also no N, H, or S in america
Uh, can anyone explain the N, H or S thing for me? ;v;
National Health Service.
A service in the UK that allows every citizen to receive free or incredibly discounted health care.
WHY DOESNT AMERICA HAVE THIS YET?!
BECAUSE WHEN THEY TRY YOUR GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN
just imagine a room full of dads all wearing polo shirts and sneakers telling awful jokes to each other and they all find it hilarious
finally
they belong
Oh god my dad would be in that room
you walk into the room and go: “dad please let’s go home i am hungry”
and they all turn around collectively and chant: “HI HUNGRY I’M DAD”

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My cousin got hit by a truck.
He’s fine nothing broken but he has the sickest bruise ever!! Like holy shit you can see the outline of his muscles and bones on his chest?
This thing is awesome. I told him he should get it tatted to always remember that he survived getting hit by a truck lol
That is strangely awesome.
*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war
math is one letter away from meth and guess which one i’d rather do
it’s also one letter away from matt. guess which one i’d rather do
and remove the last two letters of meth and then you have something you should be doing
that was smooth as fuck
friendship at its purest

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