Derek: So let me get this straight- Julian: More like let me run this bi you Thad: Let’s just see how this pans out Bailey: We should take some time to ace-cess the situation Logan: I’m gay

Tweedles: WE DO WHAT WE WANT! Kurt: I'm telling Charlie. Tweedles: No wait-

Jake: In light of what you did for me, you may hug me for four to five seconds. Clay: FORTY-FIVE SECONDS?!?!?!? Jake: No! Clay, already hugging him: Too late!!

Danny: You believe me? Wes: Danny, you’re the last good person on this planet. I’d believe cartoon birds helped you dress this morning.

David, on the phone with Charlie: Heeeey, Chaz, are you coming home soon? Charlie: I still have some errands to run. Why? David: Oh. No reason. Wes, taking the phone from David: Hi Chaz! Everything’s fine. There’s no fire. Charlie: Wait, is something on fire? Wes: No, I said there ISN'T a fire! Charlie: Let me talk to Blaine. Wes: He’s a little busy. Blaine, in the background: No! don’t fan it, it makes it worse! Charlie: Oh my god. What did you do to the kitchen? Wes: Nothing! You go on with your errands. Take your time, maybe take some reference photos! Charlie: Put Blaine on the phone! Wes: Fine! Blaine, out of breath: Hey. Charlie: What’s going on?! Blaine: Nothing. Everything is fine here. We’re watching TV and the oven sure isn’t on fire. Charlie: I'm sorry - WHAT!? Han: (His speaker crackles in the background) Blaine: Wow, that sure isn’t one of Han's alarms saying that there's a fire in the house. Han, in the background: HANG UP!

Spencer: You're my hero! Jeff: All I did was catch your pringles before they hit the floor. Spencer: Need I say more?

Derek: How are you, Lo? Logan: Not to good, I have this headache that comes and goes. Sebastian: (Walks into room) Logan: Oh look its back again.

Derek: Can we talk about the email you sent out to the whole house? Logan: It was a critical update. Derek: It just says, “I’m back on my bullshit.” Logan: People need to know.

Kurt: Sometimes it's hard being the most beloved classmate. Dwight: It's only because you make us cookies.

Bailey, stubbing his toe: Holy frick frack apple snack that hurt! Thad: For the love of God, just say fuck.

Julian: I bet you are wondering why I have called you here today. Julian: It is because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room are not getting along with other people in this room. Logan: No need to be vague, Sebastian and I are literally the only ones here.

David: How's the most beautiful person in the world doing? Katherine: Oh- Wes, in the next room: I'M DOING GREAT, THANKS FOR ASKING BRO!