Cressida

Y/N: Did I say something like that?

Buddha: What did you say?

Y/N: I said you can't give Zerofuku dessert for breakfast

Buddha: Same thing.

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Season three is coming!! Oh my God, I'm so excited. Although the animation of the first two seasons is better, I hope the animations of the third season will not be strange and strange

"That boy is mine,"

Poseidon × Yandere! Fem Reader

Poseidon was perfect.

Every breath he took, every step he took, his face, his voice. Everything was blessed with perfection. Even the deadliest sin of Satan, pride, was nothing less than God's blessing in his hands.

When you looked at him, you saw the ocean. Mysterious yet fascinating. As fascinating as the waves in full swing.

And you, a poor, pitiful creature in his eyes. You would do anything to have his love.

You were just a young Goddess when you first saw him. Yet Poseidon, as usual, stood at the end of the hall with his chin erect with that proud look on his face, his beautiful face expressionless, listening to the nonsense of his younger brother Zeus.

You fell in love as soon as you saw her. How could you not be? Golden blonde hair waves, strong, muscular body. The glow of his white skin that can be noticed from meters away. The cold, distant look on his face. He was the God of Gods. The progenitor of all that is sacred, a symbol of power.

So you decided to be his shadow. You were in love with him, you never hid it, but you didn't hesitate to be sneaky in your feelings either. Because you didn't want him for yourself. No, it's too much of that. The God of the seas was sacred even to someone like you. Even in the eyes of you, a Goddess, he was everything, more important than anything else. More valuable than anything else. You adored him, and if he wanted to, you would rip out your heart and put it in his hands

The God of the Seas is not stupid. No matter how sneaky you can be when you want to pursue him like an annoying pest, he already knew that he was threatening all the women who were once his lovers. Although Poseidon always considers himself superior to others, he is the observant type. And he doesn't hesitate to interfere with things he doesn't like

He didn't interfere with you at all. He never turned his eyes in your direction, but he never stopped you. He silently watched as you destroyed all the women you saw as potential rivals for yourself, like his sister Goddess Hera. His wife, Amphitirte, is his lover and also his sister, Demeter, or any woman. He never stopped you. Because he like it.

Just one possibility, let's say you finally get rid of all your potential rivals and make it into the bed of your beloved God. Oh, I hope the holy beings have mercy on you because Poseidon won't. He'll whisper dirty, mocking, degrading things into your ear while he slams his body into you without mercy.

Poseidon: I will help you wear it with great pleasure.

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Y/N: Poseidon's dog was a beautiful swearer, it was forgotten later. Genderless, imaginative, lyrical and striking. Imagine that Poseidon has a dog, and that dog is you.

Hades: Y/N are you okay? Where are you? What do they make you eat and drink? Tell us that we don't eat and drink by mistake

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Thor: Under normal circumstances, I am a good God, but if Loki is involved, the conditions are not normal

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Beelzebub: Nothing will happen to me anymore because what can happen to me anymore?

Y/N: Me?

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Leonidas: Before I knew Y/N, one of my two words was swear words

Qin: After you met?

Leonidas: Even my comma is a swear word anymore

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Hades: Do you know what I say to myself as soon as I get up in the morning?

Beelzebub: What do you say?

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So here are the Tiktok sounds and Record Of Ragnarok characters! ✨

"Are you ready Mr. Styles?"

"I'm always ready Taylor."

"Wow, then let's start."

Herackles, Alvitir, Qin Shi Huang, Apollo, Hades, Hlök, Nikola Tesla, Buddha

"She's not here."

"That's fucking bullshit. I know she's here. Step aside Ava, or I'll-"

"Careful how you finish that sentence, Harper."

Poseidon, Hades, Leonidas, Qin Shi Huang, Brunhilde, LuBu, Odin, Thor

"If you touch her, I'll kill you. She's mine. Got it?"

Cried out little Tethys with all the fountains flowing from her throat.

She lamented the titanic of nocturnal care and beautification. The cries of a mother who sacrificed her young daughter mingled with Nyx's star-studded night.

Oceanos placed his hands on his wife's arms as if comforting. Love wasn't always salvation.

A cute grimace. Floor-length veil. A wedding dress that covers her immortal body with secluded lace. The long wavy hair was tied into a bun on the head of the goddess, who was too beautiful to touch.

Anyone who looked at the stage could tell that this was the perfect wedding. Poseidon, the daughter of the most powerful Water Gods of their time and the newly appointed Water God.

What kind of man would come to his own wedding with a trident? It was more than a wedding, it was a threat. The fact that the bride looked like a lifeless doll with her expressionless face was just the beginning.

The War of the Titans ended with the defeat of the powerful ancestors, and Tethys and Okeanos, who remained neutral throughout the war, were able to escape it. Was it really a salvation?

No one was talking about it, but everyone who looked at the scene where the bride and groom performed their divinity knew.

Poseidon's arrogance and anger were never hidden. As usual, he handled things his own way. There was no trace of love or hate in his eyes. Pure superiority.

Tethys, the mother of heaven, and her equally lovely daughter were falling victim to the Water God.

There was never a trace of love, affection and happiness at this wedding.

The ancient Kingdom of Water, the fallen Gods of Water, the traces and beginnings of creation. Water plays with you, water tricks, water drives you crazy.

To be a God. A ruler, supreme of all, dominating time, owning the entire universe. To be even more superior than one's own kind.

It's no secret that Poseidon was arrogant. Although his eyes that contain the ocean refuse to look at species inferior to him, he has a strange taste for things that interest him.

For the gods, marriage is a simple event. To be immortal is a life that does not end without being within the limits of life. The difference between a God and a human being is experience.

Poseidon has always despised love. He is not a man of love, but of desire. No matter how much he despises his desires, he cares more about himself. Does he want a woman? Receivable. He doesn't care about consent.

In the current situation, he definitely does not like to fall in love. The first stage is denial. He will definitely not admit that he is in love with a disgusting person inferior to himself, and he will deny her existence with every ounce of her existence.

Afterwards, their wishes become more dominant. It will be easier than expected for him to give in to his desires, as he never sees the need to suppress himself.

Do I need to explain? She is a living sword in the truest sense of the word.

Most likely, Charlize would have fought Apollo and won. Although she does not show much emotion, she will secretly hate Apollo and then love him.

Given the physical strength she possesses, it wouldn't be surprising if Medea fought. She would fight either Loki or Odin. If it was Loki, she would win, and if she fought Odin, she would lose.

The gods revere him, it is not easy to live with hatred.

Whoever was against Rena would win. Rena's only weakness is her mercy, but she's also extremely skilled in both magic and physical combat. Most likely, she would have fought Anubis.

Melissa will win depending on who she is up against. She literally fought a God and won, moreover, she was blind in doing so. If Poseidon had been in front of them, they would have definitely won and hated each other to death.

HADES

A rabid dog and a quiet husband.

So he really is smiling lovingly at you as you watch you dungeon life for the entire Greek Pantheon, and Poseidon can hardly contain himself from throwing up.

You never hesitate to take your thoughts to the language. You never hesitated to call Poseidon "Arrogant ass," and indeed Hades liked it.

No one knows that you have come together, and the Gods are torn between being angry at your courage and worrying

The other thing she observed was that you were a bit of a pervert – you seemed to have a pretty fun telling Hades that her favorite part was her breasts

What can he say? He is cute, terrible, extremely beautiful, very much in love with his wife, who is a demon.

BEELZEBUB

He thought he had suffered the worst, until he met you. An apocalypse with feet...

Sometimes you do such things that even the devil kneels before you. Caught between laughing and crying, Beelzebub questions life for forcing him to eat for the 20th time a day.

You and your friends pull each other's hair, jump on your backs, gossip like nothing happened after you put each other through hell

Welcome to the ✨Kısır Day✨ with Beelzebub

Beelzebub, who suddenly saw so many old women around, was gossiping about the neighbor's daughter who had run away with her husband and eating sarma without even realizing it.

IT'S SO FUNNY, OH MY GOD

So don't be surprised if she sees her gossiping like a housewife multiple times a day. This is his new hobbySo don't be surprised if she sees her gossiping like a housewife multiple times a day. This is his new hobby 💅

HERCULES

Poor sweet Hercules... He had no idea what a demonic woman he was marrying.

What he noticed was how obsessed you were. You were so attached to cleanliness that you could have cleaned for days if someone hadn't stopped you. Then you were very fond of food culture. He doesn't even question why he pasted the Turkish flag and pictures of national leaders all over the palace.

Normally, he is very much against gossip, but... Suddenly, when he saw a lot of women in the house, he decided to come there. Immediately, a woman gave him a very full plate, and together you began to gossip about the crooked uncle.

Jack The Ripper, Nikola Tesla, Hades, Adam, Hercules, Beelzebub

Record Of Ragnarok Characters That Will Bring The World To Its Knees For Their Own Women:

(The reason why the reader behaves annoyingly towards the Greeks is because of the confusion of food and culture)

(Actually, they can't cope, but that's a secret. Also, the nationalist cat in me is acting, don't blame me)

THOR

You look at his damn face and think he's calm, right? You're absolutely wrong.

You're not much different from a pair of rabid dogs. Thor isn't much of a social God, and no one can figure out how this guy came together with a chaotic leg.

He saw a lot, he didn't think he would be surprised by anything for the rest of his life... Until I met you.

You howled as you gave the middle finger to the Greek Gods??? Like a real wolf??

Really, truly in his immortal life, he had never been so surprised. He wasn't very interested in races, but when he learned that the Turks were descended from wolves, that strange gesture made sense

He observed that he was a very passionate person. You were proud to be proud of your culture and treated your ancestors with great respect.

You also said that you were going to make him eat a weird thing called kebab once and if he didn't like it you would shove the skewer used to cook the dish called kebab up his ass??

LOKİ

A scary couple that you have to run away from no matter what.

Similarly, he found you eating fish and grinning wickedly in front of Poseidon. You were eating while looking Poseidon in the eye, and Hades had to intervene to prevent Poseidon from killing you

FOUND IT VERY FUN

You are such a chaotic couple. Even Loki is sometimes very afraid of you, though. I mean, what madman would have a big 'National Anthem' painting made in the room and then have the entire Scandinavian Pantheon read it at knifepoint?

Whenever he doesn't like any Turkish food, you recite an epic of Turkish profanity to him, so he has learned to go to your senses.

Your favorite activity is to make people hell with life.

You speak so much Turkish that he knows all the Turkish swear words thanks to you.

BUDDHA

The love of his life.

Buddha always does whatever he wants, similarly you are the perfect couple as your favorite activity is breaking the rules.

Because his stomach is a black hole, you and your whole family are constantly cooking a lot for him. Your possessive attitude towards food surprises him a little, but at the end of the day, he doesn't care much because it's profitable.

You drive him crazy by speaking in Turkish. Really... You grin wickedly after saying a lot of Turkish things to kill him out of curiosity.

.... After a while, he ate so much lahmacun that his stomach hurt for a long time.

POSEİDON

The funny thing is that you do everything to drive Poseidon crazy, and what's even funnier is that you're married.

He might actually laugh if he stopped freaking out because of your disrespect, but for Atlantis' sake, why look at the sirens and "If we cut this, we'd make 2 pounds of anchovy pan... I'm craving it." What do you need to say?

(In Atlantis, everyone runs away from you because they're afraid you'll grill them)

He decided to stay away from you because you broke the painting 'Gençliğe Hitabe' to Apollo in his head.

... He is scared and aroused.

APOLLO

You broke a painting in his head and told him, and you said 'Yavşak piç'

He later found out that it meant "Squirrel bastard" and was defeated because of your audacity.

No one knows how you came together, but they're most surprised that you treat Apollo like shit.

"How are you today, little bitch?"

Although Apollo was partially accustomed to your chaotic behavior, what surprised him was that you loved each other by beating each other. When your best friend hit you on the buttocks in front of everyone, you tore her hair out and then hugged each other on the floor???

Also did you love each other by swearing???

YES YES ABSOLUTELY

Navier is an Empress by birth. There was always a trace of a noblewoman in her blood.

So don't let anyone tell me that Qin Shi Huang doesn't like noble women, because I absolutely don't agree with that.

Navier has always been noted as an emotionless woman, a powerful Empress. So what does an Empress need? An Emperor!

It's all power pairs. Initially, I thought Qin Shi Huang liked sweet and gentle women like Ruby, but I think Qin is definitely a sucker for strong women.

Qin is extremely far from the weak boy he once was. Also, I think he has a strong mommy issues 🤭

Y/N: *imaginary smiles at the camera and shows Qin sitting on the ground behind him as if questioning life*

Y/N: He is used to normal girls. Of course, he was surprised when I beat his entire harem with his concubines. Sweet thing <3

Hades: This woman-

The Goddess Demeter had two daughters running around her fertile lands, but everyone knew that the Goddess's favorite was Persephone.

However, what was known but ignored was that the power of the second girl exceeded even the 3 great Gods.

You died exactly 7 times, but time was ticking with you. Every death was a setback. In your first life, you gave your power to Persephone and died

You died in Ragnarok in your second life.

In his third life, Hades kidnapped Persephone and you died in battle.

It was your mother, Demeter, who killed you in your fourth life.

You died for Persephone in your fifth life.

But in your sixth life, this time you were the queen of the underworld. As soon as you were reunited with your lover after centuries of misery, Hades died in Ragnarok.

When you opened your eyes once again in your seventh life, you weren't the only one to return to the past. All this time, even after their deaths, you always believed in your mother Demeter, hoping that Persephone or your mother would come, even though you were happy when Hades kidnapped you.

The truth was always in front of her. No one denied it. You were always the one in denial.

Thus, the world around him, luxury, power, Gods and Goddesses all lost their meaning. You've been where you want to be, but you're not sure you want to.

They noticed. How could they not? You were more than just a puppet, you were the one who set the limits and the limitlessness of your powers.

But after all these turns, Hades was still there. He's always loved you so much, but you're not the one in the cage anymore. Hades liked it so much that he was so excited that he lost his mind.

Everything proceeded like your 6th life. Hades was the same as always. He was a king. Your king.

He never told you that he went back to the past with you. He watched that callous, vindictive woman you became. The truth of what kind of woman you really are is hidden in him.