Queer and Peculiar

never understood why porn rips the tights at the crotch. just suck her off through them?

Girl tip:... I... Had something but then I thought about girl tip and got so hard I passed out

Oh, I got it... If you wear a petticoat no one will see you tenting your skirt

the only two types of sex are being hit and bottom4bottom

Yandere girl at the store buying duct tape and handcuffs and rope and staring at her bank account total and the total cost and silently rethinking how much she really wants to kidnap her target

I LOVE YOU, WEIRD GIRLS

Liking men is one of those kinks thats fine if its rp but really unsafe to attempt irl

everyone loves puppybutt !

Reminder to buy your local sadistic trans girl a box of disposable scalpels and offer her a section of your flesh for her use.

trying to not feel evil for wanting to give and receive sexual attention and affection

People will try to tell you that "is your cock an old book because I think it smells really nice" is a terrible pickup line for multiple reasons. They'll say stuff like "if her cock is pressed against your face then you don't need a pickup line because she already likes you", but I've never found that to be certain. There's honestly no telling why a woman may have been humping my throat. Women work in mysterious ways. I can't read minds.

I should be able to go to a doctor and ask them to make me a 3d render of my organs. What if I wanna see what my heart looks like? What if I wanna see how its shaped? What if I wanna make a model of it? What if I wanna somehow make food with its exact shape and give it to someone and-

There need to be pervert doctors to go to to do pervert stuff and they'll try to figure out how to do whatever youre looking for instead of thinking its weird

I can be trusted with your half naked sleeping body. I promise

This is apparently a lie for some people reblogging it