A.Holmes

Iron Man: As i was saying, the plan is...

Strange, interrumpting him: Shut up Stark, your plans never work.

Star-Lord: Yeah it’s a stupid plan

Strange: wHaT DiD yOu JUst sAy aBoUt mY BoyfRieNd’S pLaN?!? PREPARE TO DIE

*The gang is on vacation, Lestrade goes to the pool and finds Sherlock and John sitting on opposite sides of the hot tub*

Lestrade: Two bros chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart ‘cause they are not gay

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*John finds Sherlock drugged in the bathtub with his clothes on*

Sherlock: I’m washing me in my clothes, bitch. I’m washing me in my clothes.

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*John tries to be romantic and writes a song for Mary*

John: I love you, bitch. I ain’t never gonna stop loving you, bitch.

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*Mycroft and Sherlock are at their parent’s house for holidays. Mycroft’s asleep on the couch and Sherlock decides to wake him up*

*Sherlock shoots the ceiling*

*Mycroft wakes up and falls off the couch*

Mycroft: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESNT F*CKING LOVE YOU

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*Lestrade trying to seem professional while driving Sherlock and John to Scotland Yard*

*sees road work ahead sign*

Lestrade: Road work ahead? Uh, yeah i sure hope it does!

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*Mycroft after Sherlock pushed him to the wall and almost hit him in his last vow*

Mycroft: Hey everybody, today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be i would get pushed way less.

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*Sherlock going into a crime scene*

Sherlock: WHAT’S UP F*CKERS?

John: Why do you have my phone?

Sherlock: F*CK YOU, THAT’S WHY

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*John and Mary are arguing and screaming at each other*

Sherlock: Can i get a waffle?

*John and mary keep fighting*

Sherlock: Can i pleaseee get a waffle?

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*Mary gets shot*

John: Oh my f*cking god she f*cking dead

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*Sherlock comes back after the reichenbach fall and everyone thinks he’s dead*

Sherlock: I’M A BAD B*TCH YOU CAN’T KILL ME

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*Molly trying to explain Sherlock how to human*

Molly: There’s only one thing worse than a rapist.

*Molly takes a paper off the board to reveal the word child which forms child rapist*

Sherlock: A CHILD

Molly: no.

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*Sherlock babysits Rosie for the night and John comes back to this*

Rosie: *throwing a doll across the room* GIVE ME YOUR F*CKING MONEY

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(SPOILERS AHEAD)

Iron Man: Do i have to teach EVERYTHING to you guys???

Captain America: Not to this old guy. Oh, also, i love you Bucky

Bucky: Steve omg not in front of Sam

Sam: i believe i can flyyyyyyyyy wait what

Vision: I love you Wanda

Wanda: Shut up Vision, i’m trying to save you

Spiderman: Mr.Stark! Mr.Stark! Look over here! Look i can jump in one leg!

Dr.Strange: Whose child is that?

Star-Lord: Where is my love, my sweetie, my baby, my everything, my Gamora?

Gamora: AAAAAAAAHHHH *falling to her death*

Drax: Where’s the pirat angel guy with dreamy muscles and perfect smile??? Ehh i mean..err...i’ll kill you Thanos for killing my wife!

Groot: i am groot

Rocket: This is not a democracy anymore i’m the captain

Mantis: *jumping*

Black Panther: Wakanda forever?

Shuri: Do i have to fix everything????

Black Widow: Girl power, bitches

Okoye: okay but where’s the starbucks tho

Hulk: no

Bruce: Hulk i swear to god

Loki: i’m dead. Or am i?

Pepper: Tony WHERE THE F*CK ARE YOU?

War Machine: Tony where’s my pet name? Where’s my PET NAME?

Thanos: *kills gamora* i’ve lost everything *kills everyone* lol

John *from the kitchen* : Sherlock, we are out of milk!

Sherlock *from the living room* : Well i’m out of cigarettes and you don’t see me screaming and complaining about it, do you?

Do i ever not have a question for Bill Nye?

Sherlock: Black, two sugars please i’ll be upstairs

Molly: Okay *leaves*

Later

John: Are u sure u made it very clear that you like her?

Sherlock: Yes, John. I was as obvious as it gets.

John: How did she not noticed if u were that obvious?

Sherlock: