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he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

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The wisdom of generations at my fingertips and I’m watching tiktok instead because the robots know how to make my brain release the happy chemical on demand
Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful
The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say
Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?
Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler
Man hid the stars from it’s own sight. I am glad that we reach for them yet regardless
It’s only breaking company policy if it doesn’t work. Then they call it taking initiative and expect everybody to start mixing bleach with other chemicals
Tumblr just told me I’ve been here for 2 years. I don’t. That can’t be true. It can’t. What have I even been doing the whole time because I know it isn’t posting and that’s like step 1

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As an autistic/adhd person going through the job search process I’ve learned to phrase my autistic/adhd traits as corporate friendly things. Here’s some examples:
I have trouble reading between the lines and picking up on implicit information? Actually, I’ve learned the importance of giving and receiving precise, specific instructions in order to avoid time consuming miscommunications.
I’m easily bored with only one task? Actually, I have a curious mind and thrive in places with a wide range of tasks as I prefer dynamic environments where I can contribute to many projects.
I have trouble with white lies that are merely social niceties? Actually, I prioritize a transparent work environment where we can tackle issues head-on.
This way I don’t have to lie, but rather just spin my truth in a way that’s palatable to them.
Paper company: Hey we’re gonna stop making this specific type of paper because nobody even uses it
That one guy who’s been collecting that specific type of paper since 1973: :(
another great thing about rock collecting is that you can just go outside and start taking them. I like stealing quartz pebbles from the landscaping at businesses. no one can stop me. outside rock on the ground pocket sized? free for the taking
And that’s why I have 3 shelves of rocks.
I’m so sorry tumblr I forgot how much I loved you

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every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event
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Thank goodness birds don’t taste the spicy chemical
I just swallowed an entire cough drop on accident. Cough drop tree is gonna grow inside me.
Best place to store your memories? The Moon.
Somewhere safe to keep your valuables? The Moon.
A long lost love you wish to rediscover? Yeah, The Moon.
A beast of unimaginable power, ripe for the harvesting, harnessing, or awakening? The Moon.
A celestial guardian, keeping our home from danger? Negotiating our safety? Bargaining for our lives, sacrificing her own flesh for her dearest loves? A love so true, so pure, and almost entirely one-sided?
The Moon.

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who let this bird on the train
You once made a promise to yourself: if you ever met a time traveler, it wouldn't be a big deal. You’d tell them the date, the most important political conflict, a recent technology, and send them on their way. You now encounter a time traveler nearly every week.
At first, it was no big deal. Met a time traveler once, happened to be reading the news, and relayed the appropriate information. Then it happened again. And again. All things considered, I should’ve realized something was happening.
But no, obviously this couldn’t be some sort of repeating occurrence, right? Well, not quite.
Every week. Once a week. The same girl. The same questions, the same lost look on her face. Of course, I don’t think she remembers me. Otherwise… why not approach anybody else? I guess I have a trustworthy face!
It took me a while. To piece together what she’s doing, I mean. She’d ask me about a recent event, I’d say something to the effect of: “Oh, The ___ recently did ___.” And off she goes! All of a sudden, things get worse. Higher taxes, more aggravated politicians, higher tensions… So it wasn’t exactly a favorable position for my traveler.
I started seeing her in my dreams. I’d see her bright blonde hair out of the corner of my eye, and by the time I turned? Long gone.
Then came the usual meeting. She approaches, and asks me the same questions as always. As she turned to leave, I placed three shots to her back. Two to the heart, one to the head.
Irresponsible use of time travel is a crime only punishable by death. If you imprison them, they break themselves out. They make plans, so on and so forth… God, I’d hate to have a desk job.
End of report. Looking forward to next assignee.