theres a lot i am not certain of

ah yes, tom riddle, the boy who threw a hissy fit when dumbledore wouldn’t let him be a teacher so much that cursed the whole job

The level of bitter and petty I aspire to be

all aboard the gay bus

finally a down with straight bus

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

#’what are we having tonight’ ‘italian’ ‘TALK TO ME’

best so far.

TEAM JACOB

i hate when u have one of those amazing dreams and then u forget it 10 seconds after waking up & then u keep trying to remember it but U CANT

Where do you live? What language did your great grand parents speak? What are you afraid of?