Anime Trash

But remember, she landed just fine and so will you.

oh to be a chunky orange farm cat 

oh i love bathtub

“When I was a student at Cambridge I remember an anthropology professor holding up a picture of a bone with 28 incisions carved in it. ‘This is often considered to be man’s first attempt at a calendar’ she explained. She paused as we dutifully wrote this down. ‘My question to you is this – what man needs to mark 28 days? I would suggest to you that this is woman’s first attempt at a calendar.’ It was a moment that changed my life. In that second I stopped to question almost everything I had been taught about the past. How often had I overlooked women’s contributions?” ― Sandi Toksvig

did march fucking happen

march is fucking happening?

Lord Almighty hows it still march

“Staff shortage” (the name tag reads “trainee”).

he’s doing SUCH A GOOD JOB PROMOTE HIM MAKE HIM STORE MANAGER

I don’t ge-… wait just one fucking minute.

crispy on the outside chewey on the inside

id definitely seek out apprenticeship to a court wizard. id want to read a tome, id want to cast a spell with my hands or a staff, and do general sorcery. but id probably realize that my magic comes with a price, the price of maintaining balance; such a balance could not be struck in the walls of a castle or under the rule of royalty. so id defect to the wild and become scraggly like a tree, and id stink like dirt. id meld into the forest and protect the trees which are so dear to us in ways only a wizard could know. id give my woodland a frightening reputation as a place where one treads quite lightly among even twigs and stones on the forest paths. but id actually be quite nice to my visitors, were there any, because i want to cause love for this place, not fear. id probably grow quite ancient and become a tree myself from being simply so old… and then id have many friends like me, travelers who, rooting out of love, found themselves planted among friends. thats what id do i think