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EVERYBODY STOP WHAT THE FUCK YOUR DOING FOR 2 FUCKING SECONDS YOUR SEX POSTS CAN HOLD 1 TITTY SECOND.

EVERYBODY THERE IS A FUCKING PANDA ROLLING ON YOUR FUCKING DASH YOU BETTER REBLOG THAT SHIT.

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i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them

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do you need a hug

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i think we all need a hug

D Time

Boy: Can you spell "Me?" Girl: Sure, "M-E" Boy: You missed the D Girl: There is no "D" in me Boy: There will be!!!!

#sex #D #dick #funny #funny jokes #sexual #LOL #rofl

He is such a legend. Will miss you loads fergie! This definitely feels like an end of an era!

#man utd #man united #football #alex ferguson #sir alex ferguson #premiership

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Vanilla Relationships

Girl: What's your favorite type of ice-cream?

Guy: Well it used to be chocolate...and now after dating you, it is Vanilla!

OUCH!

#sex #kinky #vanilaa #relationship #funny #lol

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Now why haven't I done this ever before?

Strip Clubs

The awkward moment when i yell, “Do you want to go to a strip club?” really loudly, and then the chemistry teacher looks at me.

Awkward.

Yeah bitch, don’t judge me!

I have needs!

#chemistry #fml #i have needs #needs #lol #awkward #strip clubs

Calculators

The awkward moment when you see a friend type 1+1 into a calculator, when they go to a grammer school. Life is a bitch.

#maths #calculators #life #fml #lol #stupid #dumb #friends #grammar schools

Annoyance of Mobile Phones

Don't you just hate it when people talk loudly on the phone whilst they are on speakerphone, even when they were not doing anything and are able to hold a device next to their ears. Why do you have to torment us? It's not like we want to hear your life story. :/

#lifestories #life #fml #mobiles #phones #annoying #annoyance #wtf #lol #awkward #boring

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Blanking

The awkward moment when you like someone and they blank your texts.

#awkward #fml #blanked #love #guy #lol #funny #frustrating

Conversations

When someone asks you in the middle of a conversation, "How are you?" Then you know that they have run out of things to say! Awkward!

#awkward #lol #funny #jokes #rofl #fml #friends

Hiding!

The awkward moment, when you're hiding from someone, but they find you anyway!

No seriously, how many of you girls have tried that one?

#lol #funny jokes #hiding #escape #awkward

Hey what's going on. I'm pretty new to this whole tumblr thing. Really liked and enjoyed your reblogs and stuff it's cool. You good?

Yeah I am good. Glad you like my blog.

Well actually you can do a lot here. Post funny pics, jokes, quotes or anything, from your home page.

or you can search some specific people and follow them, and reblog their posts.

For other people to notice your posts, you have to tag them according to your posts. Like if it's funny you can tag...funny jokes

You can tag it all sort of things, so people are able to search it up and then they can either like it, reblog it or follow you.

Hope that helps.

Just a desi girl.

Chinese or Korean?

The awkward moment when you call someone Chinese, when they're Korean.

Yeah we've all been there.

#chinese #korean #awkward #joke #fml #funny jokes #lol #rofl #embaressing

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So true. So true.

Two Soldiers

Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time. 1st Soldier: Why did you join the army? 2nd Soldier: I didn't have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army? 1st Soldier: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace!

#army #funny #funny jokes #lol #wives #husbands

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