i think my soul is asking for a day off

date idea: i lay down on ur lap and you pet my head and tell me im not too much

do u miss my annoying presence

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.

Stands up and immediately makes the sound of a handful of dry spaghetti snapping in half

They hate when you use your intuition.

[gets kidnapped] so like..what made me so special be honest

does my deteriorating mental state turn you on

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)