"Shoot me an ask, it's an easy task."

(R e v i s e d)

Aka the rules to this ask blog!

Note: This blog will include spoilers from current quests and events (unless I say otherwise since I'm not always the best at keeping up in a timely manner lmao)! That being said, I am currently completely up to date with Fontaine, but I will still be tagging all asks regarding Fontaine with #fontaine spoilers if you'd like to blacklist that!

As for how my blog works (if you're unfamiliar), I usually answer asks by writing semi-lit to literate responses from Venti's general point of view (since I'm not much of an artist lmao)

Rules~

I will allow asks involving ships (I'm a multishipper myself so go ham), but nothing explicitly sexual please (with the exception of an innuendo or two. Dirty jokes can be fun on occasion lmao)

Intense topics are very much allowed, but be sure to put a trigger warning before the ask for the sake of others viewing this blog!

If there's any triggering topics that you think might come up in your ask that you'd rather me avoid, please feel free to put them at the beginning of the ask so I know not to touch on them!

Please don't ask if you should harm yourself in any sort of way, lethal or not. Here's my full response to that, but know the answer to any ask like that would be no. Please take care of yourselves <3

Have fun and ask anything within the rules! They'll be updated as I see fit.

If you're a so called freethinker "Venti fan" and you haven't seen this fan animation yet, I hate to break it to you, but no you're not actually a Venti fan /j

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(Venti blogs, i love them sm <333)

(hehe ty <333)

(Sorry I've been gone for a bit you guys! Happy new year btw! Here's a link to the last post for context)

A swirl of herbs

Cat hair in the sky

A thousand sweet meows

And a watery eye

"Achoo!" Cries the bard

As he bids his goodbye

And commands his dear winds

To send himself sky high!

*

From atop some fair fellow's roof, he looks down upon you with annoyance and a stuffy nose.

"Now why would you do a thing like that, anon! You know I'm allergic!"

"Hmmm... Well you already know what I'd like to bring, but Dvalin's not a big fan of apples. So what does that leave us?"

For several moments, Venti ponders his options until...

"I've got it!" He exclaims. "Maybe we could trouble the Acting Grand Master to make one of her signature pizzas for him? Only... jumbo sized, of course. Ehehe. I could even help her make it!"

(good luck! I'm saving for Navia personally)

"Which one? I'm a very well connected bard, you know!"

Heh. Venti can practically hear the type of disgruntled sigh Dvalin would exhale if he were here for the present conversation.

(yay! Good luck with your future pulls as well!)

"Will do! Wait a minute... since when do I ever cause trouble?!"

"Huh... I don't recall visiting Dvalin recently," he mentions, tapping at his chin, curiosity brimming. "Huh. Unless..."

Lifting his cap and shaking his head, sure enough, a long, blue feather comes cascading out of it, swinging back and forth as it gently floats to the ground.

He catches it between his fingers before it can even graze the blades of grass.

(ayyyy, a fellow Charlotte haver. I got her the other day too! Finally. I pulled so much for Furina and yet....)

"I'm always eating healthy, no need to worry about that! I couldn't keep this form of mine if I didn't!"

Does that even apply to a god?

"As for hydration, I need to keep the windpipes in perfect condition, so there's no need to worry about that either! I take great care of myself!"

"Awww, why of course! But it'll cost you an apple!"

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