Taggerung

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

Basically it can get awesome when there are two or more girls

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

when tumblr gets inevitably deleted lets all go on one giant google doc

we would all have to… maybe….. each type with a unique color…………. or perhaps some other way of making our text entirely unique and recognizable

Something unique about our typing styles… Something perhaps that one might call ‘quirky’………

big fan of the "best friends who tried dating and quickly realised they were NOT into eachother and perhaps not into that gender at all" character dynamic. friends who have kissed in the past and have no desire to kiss now but will use that information to embarass eachother. able to pull the ex card when needed. powerful.

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...