Heart Thoughts

When your dog becomes deaf, do they realise they are or they just think no one speaks to them anymore

y'all this shit is almost at 600 followers what

y'all this shit is at 600 followers what the fuck

Congrats, last time I checked I had 69.

Nice.

All I want is to see myself in the mirror.

Talking would be a pain in the ass if our teeth were flaccid until we got hungry

Not really, language would just have a different sound set. In fact, in this situation it probably would be harder to talk if we had a tooth boner at the time.

I'm probably late but have a spicy twenty four hours!

Why do you guys put up with my shit? Like, wtf, all I do is is mess with people and be a binch. I mean, sure I’m supportive of people and I’m not really silent about mental illnesses (which more people should do, in my opinion), but you’re putting up with an awful lot of bullshit too. You all consciously made the choice to follow me and in some cases I get it but there a lot of people following me and ??? Why??? I’m honestly curious, please do tell me why you started following me, I’d love to hear of you.

I followed because you were part of the cult. I stayed because you have a nice, binchy personality.

That’s what this binch all about. Valid reason.

I follow you because I was the one to convince you to join the cult in your main

Valid reason.

it started bc u where in the coven then i stayed for the long run bc u were one of the first ppl to interact with me without ignoring me :D!! 

Wwwwwell that’s rude of people. Valid reason.

I followed you bc you need the umami taste of internet love!

The opposite of gray is gray

There's a lot of different opinions in the notes. Let's just all agree it's a bit of a gray area.

Nursing homes for millennials will be full of old people with headsets on playing video games cursing at 5 year olds.

You say millenials but you haven't met a game grandma.

How great would it be to see a top 10 highlight of the times you laughed the hardest and their situations.

This post made me think about some funny stuff, thanks!

Your phone’s ‘Contacts’ eventually become a grave yard of past relationships you will never contact again

Unless you delete old contacts, keeping your phone nice and clean.

Funny screenshots that include a reply at the bottom saying how hard they laughed at it are the sitcom laugh tracks of the internet.

I just lold so hard.

Witches will brew 100 gallons of a potion just to use a teaspoon.

Big batches are cheaper and they can be bottled for later use. What do you think all the random potion bottles laying around were for?

Stan’s Greatest cameo was the small part he played in our lives.

There comes an age in every person’s life where wandering through your neighborhood woods turns from just having fun to being very creepy.

It's always been both.

Life is technically a sexually transmitted disease.

Luckily there's a cure.