Incorrect Overwatch Quotes

Blackwatch Cassidy: Am I in trouble? Blackwatch Reyes: Take a guess. Blackwatch Cassidy: No? Blackwatch Reyes: Take another guess.

Mercy, tending to Tracer’s wounds: How would you rate your pain? Tracer: Zero stars. Would not recommend!

Ana: You know, not every problem can be solved with a gun. Reaper: That's why I carry two.

Sombra: You love me, right, Zarya? Zarya: Normally, I would say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I do not like it.

Soldier: 76: *Gets down on one knee* Ana: Oh my, it’s finally happening. Soldier: 76: *Falls over* Ana: The poison is kicking in.

Widowmaker: Lena and I starting to develop that kind of chemistry where we finish each other's- Tracer: Sentences! Widowmaker: Do not interrupt me.

Sombra: I took a 12-hour nap, but I’m still tired so let’s go for 12 more just in case. Zarya: That is not nap. That is coma. Sombra: Sounds festive.

Doomfist: What is your biggest weakness? Reaper: I can be uncooperative. Doomfist: Can you give me an example? Reaper: No.

Tracer, struggling to keep upright in her 1-inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me, luv… Widowmaker, walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6-inch heels: Pathetic.

Sombra: I can explain. Reaper: Can you? Sombra: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Cassidy: So that’s my plan. Moira: Can you handle constructive criticism? Cassidy: Sure, go right ahead. Moira: That is the most imbecilic plan I have ever had the misfortune of listening to. Cassidy: …That’s not constructive criticism.

Sombra: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Zarya: I wake up at 4:30 AM Sombra: Sombra: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Junkrat: You kill people for money?! Roadhog: I can explain! Junkrat: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!

Widowmaker: How petty can you get? Sombra: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Zarya: Can you be serious for five minutes? Sombra: My record is four, but I think I can do it.