hi i'm clumsy

when a guy doesn’t text back, you’ve left him speechless

the next time i open up to someone is in my autopsy

last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she just burn every girl in here i think she did

i am very small, and i am receiving no kisses, hand holds, or flavored desserts. so you can imagine the kind of stress i am under

yeah boys are cute but they disgust me and constantly disappoint me

All I ask is for you to get to know me on a deep, intimate level while I resist and obstruct your every attempt to do so