in the face of extermination

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

If my daughter's ghost, who I forcibly conjured up btw, said alllllll that to me about the suffering I had caused her in life and death, I'd bury myself for a century. Not romance up my husband 5 minutes later, but hey that's just me. 🤷🏽

i am just moved by everything now. i'm porous and everything gets inside me

Episode 6 of tvl felt like snorting a pound of cocaine and then being shot / positive

daniel’s daughters in their groupchat being like yeah i guess dad has a young boyfriend and a youtube channel now and also leaked some guy’s sex tape :/

how did armand and daniel decide who gets to behead who. did they do rock paper scissors