Definitely not sharks

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

If you ever feel like you don’t matter just know there’s a tumblr mutual who thinks about you when they hear a certain band, see a certain color, show, book, or even just see a post that reminds them of something you might like even though they’re across the world from you

Yeah bitch and it’s my best friend Molly and no one else because I don’t know any of you

Alright that’s enough from male filmmakers

then what

Then i get out of the car

The thing i most love about them playing Vampyre The Masquerade instead of dnd is that I don't know what the fuck anyone is talking about. Yall are making posts like "There's a Cleep in the mines and Beth is obviously a Tumbledrier and the Flimpy faction will probably oppose them" like whatever you say princess I liked when the bat ate the missile

DUDE i just realized that they call it porridge because it's goopy amd when you serve it you have to pour itge

There's something so hilarious about Jessica stomping through the hole in the wall she just made with a task force member's body, for Matt to instead run through the door and close it behind him.

This will be my final form