Why Am I Like This?

I had this queued since september 

I had this queued since last December

My drag name

i think it’s funny that hilary is expected to be take responsibility for her husband’s actions, but trump isn’t expected to take responsibility for his own. isnt misogyny so funny. hilarious. im tired 

Little louder for the fuck boy in the back.

Instead of running for President, just take the bus!

i love that hillary calls trump “donald” bc it reminds everyone that he’s held no political position and has no experience, plus it diminishes all the power of the brand name “trump” and instead reminds us of a stuttering idiot duck-looking motherfucker who doesn’t ever know what he’s talking about

Mike you’re into piss and we all know it

he’s a scorpio and I’m a capricorn so I fully sign off on this judgement

I THOUGHT YOU ASKED FOR MY BIRTHDAY SO YOU COULD GET ME A GIFT GOD DAMN IT

As a kid, I thought America seemed ancient and eternal. Now I realize that America is only 238 years old and could collapse at any time just like the Roman Empire.