It's in the trees! It's coming!

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee

black mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

NEVER flip your canvas. That's valuable time you could be using to draw everything at a slant.

now he’s googling “child falls from monkey” and apparently the only thing that pops up is Fall Out Boy’s “Thnks Fr th Mmrs”

 I M  L AHUGNI N G SO H ARD  HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH MY MOM AND I HEARD HIM JUST STOP MID SENTENCE AND THEN SHOUT “FUCKING MONKEY BARS” 

this was a post meant for like 6 people who actually know my brother and now this is the only image he has on this site he’s the “monkey protocol” guy for almost 100,000 people I give up

ooh I got pliny of elder

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

The feeling of picking your skin is infinitely more euphoric than any fidget toy