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I recommend at least skimming through the comic before reading this, I will skip some things, but it's not necessary. It's on page 2/3. Also again, pls be mindful, it is on a hent site, there are plenty of *those* advertisements plastered all over. Get an adblock or just don't click on it if you dont wanna see that.

First of all, this panel. This is ART.

The fucking height difference between Seiya and Haruka is killing me, Seiya looks like she's trying so hard to mimic Haruka's innate cool aura.

MIchiru IS SO FUCKING DELIGHTED.

Usagi is overdosing on happiness by having all her friends together and is absolutely oblivious to all the different dynamics going on.

Rei, Mina and Mako are all on different ranges in the spectrum of "wth is even happening here?!"

Yaten is just way too happy to see Luna and she gives 0 fucks about everyone else, truly a real people hater who goes to the dogs and cats at parties cause everyone else fucking sucks.

Luna is happy to see Yaten and Artemis is freaking out lol.

Ami and Taiki want to kill each other.

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They all go hide from the reporters like in the anime and omg:

Rei is with Yaten and of course, Rei being Rei is super extremely determined to make her (him technically srry, I have a habit of referring to the starlights as she/her even when they're civilians) her husband, but she comes on WAY too strong.

I like to imagine the first Rei panel is just how she imagines herself looking and in the meantime she's being the biggest loser ever lol and Yaten just wants to gtfo.

The little Rei freaking out.. I can't.

She forces Yaten to sign something for her but she doesn't have a paper with her, so we see in a later page that she just made her sign the fucking BATHTUB COVER! Remember, this is the Tsukino house BTW!! Not hers!

I AM ALL IN FOR THE AMI-TAIKI HATE BONER. Like, why didn't we get this Ami in Stars?! The passive aggressiveness?? Hello? YES PLEASE!

Taiki is like "who tf goes to the bathroom barefoot? That's my slipper!". Taiki the egoist bitch strikes again and I love it.

And poor Mako tries to diffuse the situation saying "should we find another place to hide?" and they both yell at her to not get involved and Ami keeps referring to Taiki as "idol" LOL

I love the framing of this too, Mako is being literally squished between these two while being forced to squat over the toilet.

The translation on this part is VERY wonky, but from what the little I've seen and the context of the art and the rest of the comic, I can clearly tell that Michiru is playing this game so hard LOL.

Haruka is cutely oblivious, frustrated and protective of Michiru, saying she doesn't like (popular men) because they lie constantly and they take advantage of people and Michiru is literally "yes, this is so fun!" in her mind, while also indulging in the role of the victim within Haruka's mind.

Ofc she pulls the moves on Haruka and I know, I JUST KNOW they would have fucked in that closet if it was up to Michiru.

She is so PISSED when they get interrupted by a scream.

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Crow and Siren are pretty great in this too, Siren is asking why everyone is so underdressed even tho it's winter and Crow hits her with the "you have a goddamn X on your face, you can't judge other people's attire."

The guy is already a Star Seed zombie in the background HAHAHA

Not even Crow and Siren want anything to do with wtv tf sexual tension is going one between Uranus and Neptune, they're DONE.

Usagi gets stuck in the door frame while Siren is talking about buying Takoyaki and Uranus is sliding off the table so incredibly gracefully, nobody is taking any of this shit srsly.

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For these next pages I HAVE TO SHOW the whole pages cause there's just too much good stuff I need to talk about. The next sequence of events is absolute cinema.

Crow and Siren PEACE OUT, even tho they look happy Crow is literally saying "I can't stand you anymore." to Siren. Real.

Both Uranus and Jupiter are ready to kick some fucking ass, I LOVE IT! My beautiful simple minded individuals bring me so much joy in their wonderful simplicity.

Mars and Mercury are too busy posing to gaf about anything else going on.

Highlights:

Mars kicks Sailor Moon off of the door frame, her expression is so funny. She has not changed expression for 80% of this comic. She's truly free and happy.

Michiru continues to have the time of her fucking life while the only thoughts crossing Haruka' mind are "kick the bad guy"

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Jupiter is beating tf out of the monster while all Mars cares about is complaining to Usagi that her wings are too inconvenient and messy, they even caused her to stain her clothing and hair.

Healer and Maker show up and nobody gives a fuck but Luna. Not even they care themselves, in fact Healer interrupts Maker's speech the second she sees Luna and goes to greet her (she's so real for that).

Throughout the entirety of this page Jupiter has been pulling WWE slams on this monster in the background and absolutely destroying the dining room.

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Yeah! Why would you bother with anything if Jupiter and Uranus are on the case?! Both Mercury and Maker go for the SAME chair and they DO NOT LET OFF!

Meanwhile Artemis is still freaking out in the background about Luna and Healer.

Highlights:

This beautiful shot, I would hang it on my wall.

THESE TWO MFS ARE SO PETTY! Like these are extreme levels of pettiness for a fucking chair! LMAO

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This page is too good I HAVE to go panel by panel.

Usagi gets distracted by pizza and smacks Mars with her wings so she offers a slice as an apology, meanwhile those two bitches are STILL fighting over the chair.

Artemis has ascended into becoming a sub-atomic particle fueled by pure jealousy and hatred, its only goal to cause chaos and bouncing off walls in the room all of this madness is taking place in.

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MAKO!! She is absolutely destroying this living room. Also this art is so actually good, it ha no right to be this good for a Sailor Moon parody doujin. It got SO much character.

Haruka applauding her is the peak of their dynamic here, she's so proud.

Michiru is still horny af.

Minako just wants to be untied (first time for everything LOL) and STILL all Mars cares about is the fucking mess Moon is making with her wings by being so careless.

She doesn't care about the mess itself, yk she's just addressing it because it's about Usagi's carelessness and nothing else. She's not even trying to pick up or fix anything. She's simply telling Usagi off.

Usagi is just eating and offering Pizza, she's in another dimension atp.

I also love the little detail of the light fixture shaking, they are literally destroying Usagi's house and she could not give less of a fuck rn.

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If Taiki and Ami have this dynamic then I WILL ship it, there.

Star Gentle Uterus is literally useless. Also Artemis corpse is lying on the floor after smashing against Usagi.

Usagi is being so cute wiping off the pizza from Mina's face, but as Mina so SMARTLY points out.. untie her first, maybe?!

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At this point Mako is just dragging a corpse, she literally says "I might have gone a bit too far. You can turn him back now." LOL that man is dead.

Usagi keeps smacking people with her wings and this time it magically wiped off the stain from Mina's face.

Rei "did you collect all of those (I'm guessing feathers) from a dead bird?!"

Ending in a beautiful depiction of the madness that is the absurd choreography of Sailor Moon's healing attacks.

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It's someone else's problem now lol.

Setsuna is way too fucking real in this. Cause of course those two idiots would call her to fix everything.

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I ADORE how DONE Pluto is with this, but especially with Haruka and Michiru. Because she IS right, they barely fuck with her in any occasion that doesn't involve her fixing their mess.

She's worse than a third wheel, she's the spare fucking tire you forgot in your garage.

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I love how also Haruka is really the only one who gives a fuck because there's no getting through to Michiru for Setsuna. Michiru is literally looking outside the panel twice, she does not care.

Usagi offering pizza cause she's the sweetest, but also kind of oblivious to the multiple layers going on in this situation.

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Mako immediately going to "I'm hungry, I can cook something.." yeah, that's my Mako right there.

Artemis is still not over it and listen, not saying he should, but also it's not the first human Luna tried to pull the moves on.. get used it or get cat divorced.

AMI KEPT THE FUCKING SLIPPER! This is her victory, she kept it as a trophy for winning her pettiness war against Taiki and she's so satisfied about it.

Usagi finally remembers Seiya exists and THIS WHOLE fucking time Seiya has been contemplating about if she should tell Usagi the story she thought about telling her earlier. This dramatic butch..

Chibi Chibi has been chilling throughout the whole comic.

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Ok, that's it.

I really really want to buy this doujinshi as a physical copy, if you happen to see it or find it somewhere PLEASE PLEASE let me know!

This is the cover art.

So, this is my contribution to Jenn Woodall’s Sailor Moon zine, Moon Power! When I first saw Sailor Moon in 5th grade, I was CONVINCED that I would transform into Sailor Moon when I turned 14. That was before I saw any of the episodes with Sailor Uranus, though. Total badass. If I could choose any of the Sailor Scouts to be my spirit animal/paragon/motorcycle chauffeur, it would definitely be her.

some sneak peek looks on upcoming sailor moon designs for my conventions! 

Artist: Madoka Oomori of the circle Pale Lilac (she was the former assistant of Naoko Takeuchi, hence why their styles are so similar and why her doujinshi can be considered semi-official!)

...Looking at it?

Listen, 99.9% of it is garbage (sorry, not sorry) but I have thick skin, idc, I will skim through the garbage to find the hidden gem here and there.

Nothing I ever saw ever made me seriously upset either, covers do wonders at telling me exactly what NOT to click on. And if I do.. I click back, it's that easy.

You can also find some really obscure official art from the show, like has anyone ever seen these settei?? I feel like I have never seen some of these before browsing these sites

I love these one because they really didn't have to keep them so in character while spinning them for a character reference sheet but they did! It's so cool!

I looove stuff like this

People also make galleries of stitched composite shots from the anime, some are so breathtaking.

Also where else am I ever gonna find a page like this?!

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I don't go out of my way to avoid nsfw altogether.. but my experience has taught me that it's most likely gonna be really bad. Just go to fics for that, it's much much better, don't waste ur time.

It's not bad because it's nsfw, it's bad cause it's made by straight men LOL.

MLP x 1920s, The Grand Galloping 20s.