macklin u son of a bitch

Same

listen I didn’t come here to ship it lightly ok I came here for it to consume my soul

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

this was my favorite moment from this show or indeed any show ever.

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

This was six seconds

THE A C C E N T OMG

[Three people with Irish accents, all overlapping each other: “Are they helium balloons?” “Oh for fuck’s sake!” “I told you, the car’s not built for helium balloons!” “Ah, fuck it…” “It’s too late!” “We’re flying away!”]

HOW

what a wholesome vine,