There is nothing funnier to me than Bruce deciding to go to a circus to have fun for once in his miserable brooding life only to relive his childhood trauma and adopt a child

Jason: Hey Bruce, have you ever heard of the sacred art of shutting the fuck up?

Tim standing at the edge of Crime Alley while Jason glares at him because Tim knows that the Bats aren’t allowed there is basically the equivalent of your sibling standing right in the doorway of your room and going “I’m not in your room tho” when you ask them to leave

Tim is the kind of kid who will sloooowly slide one foot just over the imaginary border.

Imagine constantly being compared to who you were at 14. No wonder Jason todd goes a bit bonkers sometimes.

now that i’m older and understand how absolutely fucked the housing market is, all those horror movies that take place in nice houses where the family refuses to leave make sense. if i had a 4,000sqft vintage home you’d need to kill me before i ever moved out as well. fuck the ghost. charge it rent.

no i can't go out tonight i'm mourning my unlived life. yes i see the irony. yeah all night. no i can't reschedule, sorry. hope you have fun living your life instead of watching it pass you by though! sounds like fun

i am SO TIRED of romantic narratives where the climax is the couple finally getting together. i want a story where the couple gets together towards the beginning and then stays together through the end. what’s the point of making me want a certain romance if i can’t watch that romance actually happen after it starts?? people falling in love can be great and all but you know what? sometimes i also want them to STAY IN LOVE, like… i don’t want mutual pining, i don’t want wistful gazes, i don’t want ‘will they or won’t they,’ i want two people who are in love, they’re together, and they handle shit together

the intimacy of sharing a timezone

So this is what we’ve come to.

“ur overthinking this” bro I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available