Golder than gold

i had an achilles phase

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Ok this is embarrassing but I used to really like Achilles…the Greek guy from the Trojan war SO MUCH it wasn’t funny. I used to make Achilles themed playlists, draw him all the time, I just thought he was so cool. Then it took a turn from idolizing him to wanting to be him, I daydreamed about beating Cygnus’s face in with a shield, dragging a dead body around the gates of troy (hector), etc. So much so I wrote self insert stories about myself, that I was in the position of Achilles. And yes, I thought it would be awesome to die like him. So when people ask me why I know so much about the Trojan war, I just say I took classes on it instead of the real reason that I was, in a word, achilleskin.

Alexander the Great ghost wrote this

“Patrochilles is real,” I say into the mic, the crowd boos. I begin to walk off the stage in shame. “No, she’s right!” I hear a voice in the back say. The lights come on. It's Alexander the Great.

isnt it strange to know that shipping patrochilles u have something in common w plato and alexander the great

i just think it's neat that odysseus gets put in a position where he has to kill his child to avoid going to war and he can't do it and then agamemnon gets put in a position where he has to kill his child to go to war and he does it

@lcst-at-5ea

Except it's about present day (fill in the blank country)

I made a uquiz assigning you kin with an epic Greek hero

the guy who wrote “if anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my gf” drank XTREME respect women juice

is she… yknow… *makes motion of playing the lyre, eating grapes, and writing poetry*