Roaming in Wonderland

other social media platforms are so glossy and fake .. like on tumblr the girls are suffering right out in the open

I JUST CHECKED THIS IS REAL IM SCREAMING

When you’ve spent 92 years on this earth with the name “Dick Van Dyke” and you’re only just now hearing the dumbest possible joke about it.

when ur selfie gets no notes and u gotta reblog it urself: you won’t bring me there so I’ll take myself there. clearly. independent ass bitch.

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

It’s called a queerplatonic partner.

Oh you mean like having friends?

No that’s something different. I am firm on the idea of a platonic date. Friends is just people you don’t hate as much. Platonic peeps are actually people you care about.

in the mood to get tattooed

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