I have a loud voice and a lot of feelings

Ah yes, because the princesses have been such terrible role models. They have taught such horrific lessons such as…

Stop pitting female characters against each other. 

take a shot if:

-Alton says to check your local hardware store to build something to cook in

-Alton talks about the metal in his knives or cookware

-a historical myth, legend, or anecdote, explains how a type of food was invented

-any characters show up besides Alton or W

-Alton uses the word “thusly”

-a diagram of a cow is shown with cuts of meat drawn on

-Alton goes camping or eats outside

-Alton pulls something out of somewhere in the kitchen it usually doesn’t belong (i.e. a fork from the fridge)

finish your drink if:

-Alton actually dresses up to fit the historical anecdote

-Alton annoys W

-Alton goes shopping

-you have to pause to get a snack because the food looks so good

Dawwww.. @sluah is working on a story.. and I am also writing something for Trespasser, which I can’t seem to get to sound good T_T (the story is pretty much all there, but it’s so hard to make it… good?? I keep struggling with my writing.. it doesn’t really come easy at all.. ) 

Anyway!!! It’s in the works, and probably be able to post something in the next few days if everything goes well!!! :)  

Gonna quote Alton Brown here (been re-watching Good Eats for the 5th time)

anon requested Greed and Ling so I bring you modern fma au where they just……. ᕙ( ̎ᑒ ̎ )ᕗ