arise, fair sun

The Star Wars Original Trilogy is peak fiction because they took a fairy tale and set it in space, then they gave the princess in distress a GUN. But even better they gave her a sharp tongue and the power of revolution. They made the “dragon” a depressed cyborg father with asthma who doesn’t understand his own emotions and does murders because of it. And they made the knight a blond Barbie boy who attempts to solve problems with the power of love like he’s Sailor Moon or something.

Everyone on twitter trying to justify Snowbaird/Snowjanus by claiming that they ship it in an unproblematic, “true-love-conquers-evil” kind of way. Not me though. I enjoy that shit BECAUSE it’s fucked up

can't catch me now is the perfect end credits song because this is lucy gray's parting message to him.