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URGENT QUESTION

WHY THE HELL IS IT SO COLD?

WHO GAVE THE WEATHER PERMISSION TO DO THAT?

I WOULD LIKE TO FORMALLY REQUEST THIS NONSENSE STOP RIGHT NOW!

jukesithard-blog

Climate change.

#spelling it out

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…

I didn’t notice I had a wound on my arm until someone else noticed blood on my shirt.

jukesithard-blog

How much blood.

mynamesgregor

Enough to be noticeable on a red shirt?

jukesithard-blog

That... sounds like a lot. Are you dying or something?

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the signs as fake quotes my weird cousin has attributed to famous authors

aries: as oscar Wilde once famously said, ‘fuck men’

taurus: i believe it was percy shelley who wrote ‘why cry over spilled milk when instead u could cry over everything’

gemini: you can lead a horse to water, but u can’t make the horse drink that fucking water if it wants vodka instead. sun tzu said that.

cancer: y’know, steinbeck once screamed ‘death to capitalism’ while setting himself on fire, and i couldn’t agree more.

leo: i was trying to think of a hemingway quote, but thankfully i just remembered that i don’t give a shit about hemingway

virgo: Flintstone vitamins are for losers. William shakespeare.

libra: did you know that that nicki minaj took the lyrics “i beez in the trap” straight from jane austen’s iconic 1813 novel pride and Prejudice?

scorpio: maya angelou actually invented the acronym NSFW, did u know that? ‘Not Safe From Whites’. they’re coming

sagittarius: the most inspirational thing walt whitman ever said was ‘dance like nobody’s watching’ that man was a poet

capricorn: ‘be there or be…gay! lol jk don’t be gay’ ~ the bible, chapter 5 verse 17

aquarius: honey, as Faulkner said once, ‘eat shit mark twain’. words to live by

pisces: nietzsche once said that dante was a ‘hyena that wrote poetry on tombs’ and i’m not making that shit up because nothing is funnier than that

mynamesgregor

…

I didn’t notice I had a wound on my arm until someone else noticed blood on my shirt.

jukesithard-blog

How much blood.

#Spelling it out

jukesithard-blog

New worker. I finally don’t have shifts at any living moment. Less money, but I get to enjoy my life again.

Except I have no idea what to do with the time, now. Help.

knives

Absolutely not.

why

I don't have any desire to get myself killed in knife fights.

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New worker. I finally don’t have shifts at any living moment. Less money, but I get to enjoy my life again.

Except I have no idea what to do with the time, now. Help.

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knives

jukesithard-blog

Absolutely not.

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why propose to your significant other with a silly sparkly ring when you can propose to them with a (much more practical) Really Cool Sword for all their frequent battle needs

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@revtime

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while you studied the blade

I studied the blade too we were classmates

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hey bro is there any blade homework due tomorrow

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@revtime

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immure

(verb) to shut in; seclude or confine in.

New worker. I finally don't have shifts at any living moment. Less money, but I get to enjoy my life again. Except I have no idea what to do with the time, now. Help.

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#Me

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let's play a game called reblog if you're a lesbian

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qwthp

i dont like school. the teachers always yell at me because i dont pay atenshun but im trying!!!!!!!

jukesithard-blog

School sucks and I empathize.

qwthp

i like art the best. what about you!

jukesithard-blog

Uh… English, probably. It’s easy enough for me.

qwthp

reading is okay i gess. i dont really like it

jukesithard-blog

It gets easier with practice. Like most things. But I can’t blame you. What grade are you in, even?

qwthp

im pretty sure im in grade 4

jukesithard-blog

12. Are you… sure you should be on tumblr?

qwthp

i dunno

jukesithard-blog

Well, that’s alright, I guess. It happens. Just be careful.

qwthp

yea of course!!!

jukesithard-blog

Uh, thanks. You're cool too, kid.

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qwthp

i dont like school. the teachers always yell at me because i dont pay atenshun but im trying!!!!!!!

jukesithard-blog

School sucks and I empathize.

qwthp

i like art the best. what about you!

jukesithard-blog

Uh… English, probably. It’s easy enough for me.

qwthp

reading is okay i gess. i dont really like it