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introverts be like "i know a good spot" and then go home

late night reminder to self: your depressive episode will not last forever. it will have an end. tonight will not be the end of you.

due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

due to budget cuts i will grant you two wishes

due to recent layoffs there is only one of me and I lie 50% of the time

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable